Post by Publicist on Apr 9, 2023 7:53:22 GMT -5
APRIL 9, 2023
WRAP-UP
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: This is SHOTS FIRED! I’m Johnny Fever and I’m here with my main man Venus Flytrap!
Venus Flytrap: The Hit Girls got back to their winning ways last week in the LFL, so you know your man was happy as hell!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Indeed, it was a great match up against Philly and I know you nearly fell out of your seat when Vaughn connected with Cotton for 93 yards and a touchdown.
Venus Flytrap: Look, it should have been much more, but I’ll take it! Roxy also earned Offensive Player of the Game honors. Of course, she should earn that every game, but what can you do?
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Speaking of Player of the Game Honors, Trixie earned her first POG award for Defense! Late in the first quarter, Trixie picked off the QB and took the ball 22 yards to the house! So, congratulations to her. She has been overshadowed a bit on Defense with the way Anderson has been playing in her rookie season.
Venus Flytrap: Speaking of Katie, it was another banger of a game for her. She led the team in tackles with 10, a sack, and one pass deflected. She was all over the field, Doc!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: She was, but she didn’t get a single target on Offense and she was plenty hot about it. Coach and Vaughn got an earful from her and she even brought of the idea of a possible departure over it.
Venus Flytrap: I absolutely love what Big Booty Katie is doing on the D, but she needs to recognize, just like Dixon, that the Offense goes through Roxy…PERIOD! Roxy is the best receiver on the team, and everyone knows that!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Well, Coda continues to get the most targets, so there is a legitimate argument that she’s the best!
Venus Flytrap: The only reason for that is because she and Angie are always playing that dumb ass Cat Chess game! I heard that Katie asked to play, but the rules were in Chinese!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: I don’t believe that. Now you are just making up rumors.
Venus Flytrap: How’s this for a rumor, I heard that Coach has been caught numerous times checking out other women on social media and at least one member of the team has taken issue with it.
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: An HR complaint?
Venus Flytrap: Nah, A DIRTY ASS SNITCH! Running to Maria to try to break them up! She’s probably just trying to get that hot dark chocolate for herself!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: That’s enough of that! Since we are on the subject, Salvatore-Spenser continued to chug right along. She hit pay dirt early in the first to keep her scoring streak alive, but can she continue it today as Cincy heads to Miami to take on the winless Storm.
Venus Flytrap: The game is going to be over the minute Roxy gets her hands on the ball. Last week should have opened Angie’s eyes to the fact that if you want to be a top QB, you have to put the ball in the hands of your top Wide Receiver!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Agree to disagree. That will do it for us, we will see you next time on, SHOTS FIRED!
