Post by Publicist on Apr 3, 2023 7:43:51 GMT -5
APRIL 3, 2023
WRAP-UP
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: This is SHOTS FIRED! I’m Johnny Fever and I’m here with my main man Venus Flytrap!
Venus Flytrap: I got concerns Doc…I’ve been up all week long thinking about it and tonight we are going to see if the reason for my insomnia is valid or not!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Obviously you are talking about the last week’s loss to The Rampage, but to be fair, Detroit has been one of the most improved teams out there…not to parrot the words of Sidney Grey.
Venus Flytrap: HA! No, let’s talk about…THE PLAY since you bring her up! Somehow, if by magic, she manages to catch a ball and Katie blasts her and suddenly the field is covered in yellow laundry! This is FOOTBALL, not hop scotch! That one play turned the game around and basically handed it to The Rampage!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Are you saying the flag was bogus? You saw the hit and you saw all the chatter between them on social media before it happened. You know Anderson was probably gunning for her.
Venus Flytrap: I saw them beefing and I agree with both of them! Sid is old and Katie is fat…but only dat ass! My point is that penalty lost us the game!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: I’m surprised that you didn’t blame it all on Vaughn for a change.
Venus Flytrap: I’ve been saying it all season and there’s just no more need to beat that dead horse! Angie refuses to look for Roxy and I guess this is just how it is now!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Vaugh connected with Cotton on our last touchdown, what are you talking about?
Venus Flytrap: ROXY IS OPEN ON EVERY PLAY!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: That’s a lie and you know it!
Venus Flytrap: Well, we will see tonight! I will be counting all the times that Roxy is clearly open and Angie ignores her! I know why she’s doing it…she’s got this Cat Chess thing with Coda, so that’s her new bestie! If the other receivers want Angie to pay her any attention, they need to play dumb Cat Chess with her!!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: You’ve lost your mind. Anyway, Cincy travels to Philly tonight to face the 6 and 6 Bellas in a game that is very important to both teams. Philly is looking to make a statement and Cincy is looking vulnerable after 2 losses in 3 weeks. I think this is a must win for The Hit Girls. What do you say?
Venus Flytrap: You’re 100% right. If we don’t see better performance tonight, especially out of Angie, Kenzi might just fire her ass as soon as the game is over!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: I don’t think there is any danger of that, but we must see better production on the offense. Vaughn needs to get Dixon an Anderson involved a lot more that she has the last few games.
Venus Flytrap: ROXY!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: You refuse to stop, well that will do it for us, we will see you next time on, SHOTS FIRED!
