Post by Publicist on Aug 29, 2015 8:27:53 GMT -5
The cameras centered on the announce booth as Kris Craven and Domino started the show.
Kris Craven: Good evening everyone and welcome to A-List Championship Wrestling! I am Kris “The Crippler” Craven and I am here with business partner, the lovely Domino!
Domino: Hello everyone! Its going to be a HUGE show today and I can hardly wait!
[“Simplest Mistake” by Seether blasts through the arena as the ALCW C.E.O. walks out and the fans cheer. Chastity nods to the crowd, acknowledging them as she addresses the fans.]
C.E.O. Pride: Hello everyone and thank you for coming out and tuning in! We have a great show tonight, but it is also a special one! As you know, we have had an open door policy where it concerns LAW stars. Tonight, we up the ante as we welcome the biggest star on their roster…
[“Suffocate” by Cold plays and the fans all stand as Kenzi Grey walks out. Chastity seems mildly irritated as Kenzi pauses to address the C.E.O.]
Kenzi Grey: Look! I know you were expecting someone else…but I’ve got MAJOR beef with that person and I plan on addressing today…IN THAT RING!
[The fans cheer as Kenzi walks down and gets inside the ring. Chastity glares at her, then shakes her head before continuing.]
C.E.O. Pride: As I was saying…today, we are proud to have a very special guest from our sister federation…the newly crowned LAW Champion…ONI KYMIKU!!
[The fans booed loudly as Oni walked out with the bloodstained LAW title slung over her shoulder. Chastity offered Oni her hand, but the LAW Champion just looked at it, then turned and walked down to the ring, ignoring her. As Oni got down to ringside, she paused as she noticed a little girl in the front row, wearing a Jenny Williams Queen of the Ring t-shirt. Oni stares at the girl for a moment, then turns her attention back to the ring. Oni’s black eyes focused on Kenzi as she walked to the edge of the ring and pointed at Oni.]
Kenzi Grey: I wouldn’t be worried about Williams right now. You and I have unfinished business! You are going to take that lie detector test so I can find out if you were the one that ran down my mother!
[Oni walked down and tossed the title over the top rope and into the ring, causing Kenzi to duck as she did. Oni grinned as she walked over to Kat Morgan, glaring at her. Kat handed her the microphone and Oni rolled into the ring, walking around as the fans booed. She leaned against the ropes, waiting for the noise to die down before she finally spoke, ignoring Kenzi.]
Oni Kymiku: I would thank Pride for allowing me to come out here and speak to you…but to be perfectly honest, I can’t stand her fucking guts…and talking to you people almost makes me want to puke!
[The fans booed loudly and she merely shrugged her shoulders as she retrieved her title and draped it over the turnbuckle. She turned and faced Kenzi.]
Oni Kymiku: Grey…we already settled this. I told you if you won your match, I’d take your test…but you lost. That’s the end of it…
[Again the fans booed, but Oni shrugged it off. Kenzi wasn’t so easily deterred.]
Kenzi Grey: I don’t give a shit about matches…I want you to take that fucking test! If you don’t…I’ll kick your a…
["Diva" by Beyoncé starts playing and Princess Alizé comes out with the Action Star Title around her waist. She holds up her hand as the fans boo.]
Alizé Platinum: Sorry! I just needed to come out here and stop this! You see…tonight is about Champions and Championships. I am the ALCW Action Star Champion…and we have the LAW Champion out here. That is more than enough to fill a single show…but we have a problem.
[She started walking down to the ring.]
Alizé Platinum: If anyone should be making challenges…it should be ME! A Champion…not some little girl who has only managed to win ONE match in her entire life!
[Alizé got into the ring, squaring off with the two LAW stars. She looked at Oni and then her stained LAW Title. She turned up her nose and faced Kenzi.
Alizé Platinum: I’m sorry to hear about your Mom getting turned into road pizza, but so I hear, she was shitty anyway! It’s good riddance as far as I am concerned!
[Kenzi balled up her fist, ready to go after Alizé. The Action Star Champion backed off, smiling as she did.]
Alizé Platinum: Easy killer! My Mom was no prize either, so don’t go getting offended! Besides, you still have a match today…so cool your jets! I didn’t come out here for you…I came out here to talk to the woman that runs LAW right now…
[Alizé turned and faced Oni as the fans stood on their feet. Oni arched her eyebrow at the woman.]
Alizé Platinum: The way I see it…this show isn’t big enough for two champions. So maybe there should only be one of us here today.
[Oni glared at Alizé.]
Oni Kymiku: Well…I guess you could just leave…
Alizé Platinum: That’s funny…I was going to tell you the same thing…BITCH!!
[Alizé started after Oni, but Kenzi grabbed her, holding her back.]
Kenzi Grey: LOOK HERE!! IF ANYONE FIGHTS HER TONIGHT, IT’S GOING TO BE ME!!
[Kenzi shoved Alizé and Alizé returned the favor. The two women began rolling around on the mat, throwing punches at each other as Oni rolled her eyes, stepping out of the ring, even as Security ran down to restore order.]
Oni Kymiku: Once you two figure out who wants their ass kicked first…you be sure to let me know!
[The fans booed as Oni took her belt and headed back up the ramp, pausing briefly as she looked at the girl wearing the Jenny Williams shirt again. She shook her head and walked up the ramp, walking past Chastity without a word as order was restored.]
Kris Craven: What a start to the show! Obviously Kenzi is fired up and still looking to find out who hit her mother. In her mind, Oni might very well be guilty!
Domino: Look! Sidney Grey is a friend of mine, but let’s be honest here…nearly everyone hated her guts. Oni might be a suspect…but my money is on the LAW General Manager, Bliss! They have recordings of her saying that she was going to get rid of Sidney…case closed!
Kris Craven: Maybe it is…but until she gets tested…just like Kenzi wants Oni tested…anyone could be a suspect…even you!!
Domino: Me?! Don’t tell Ken that…I don’t want her bothering the shit out of me!
Kris Craven: Well, we have matches to get to…so let’s turn to the ring!
Sugar Bomb Covergirls (4) vs. Eastern Thunder (5)
(Tag Team Match)
Kat Morgan: This match is a Singles Match tag match. On their way to the ring at this time, KANDI LITTLE AND AUTUMN WINTERS…THE SUGAR BOMB COVERGIRLS!!!
["Sugar Bomb" by MEP plays as Autumn walks out with Kandi on her shoulders and heads to the ring with the fans cheering.]
Kat Morgan: …and their opponents, FUKUMI AND FUKUYU SOONE…the team of EASTERN THUNDER!!!
["Black Sheep" by Metric plays as Mi and Yu walk out, arm in arm. The two twins tease the fans before skipping down to the ring and preparing to face their opponents. Fukumi shakes out her long brown locks, letting them cascade down her heavily tattooed back. Autumn lifts Fukumi high overhead and then drops her down with a gorilla press slam on the mat! (ring, ring, ring) Fukumi punches Autumn repeatedly. Autumn tackles Fukumi. Fukumi climbs to her feet. Fukumi hits a spinning leg lariat on Autumn sending her to the mat. Fukumi climbs the turnbuckle, then executes her 450 "Firebird Splash" on Autumn! The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Autumn kicks out. Fukumi legsweeps Autumn, sending her down hard to the mat. Autumn is up again. Autumn catches Fukumi on a run and spins her down to the mat with a "California Roll" side slam! Autumn moves back to her feet. Autumn applies an arm wrench to Fukumi. Autumn hits Fukumi with an elbowdrop.]
Domino: Fukumi takes an elbowdrop and she is in real trouble now!
[Autumn gets up. Fukumi gets up. Fukumi does a handspring and hits Autumn with a bodyblock! Fukuyu punches Autumn repeatedly. Autumn stands up. Autumn short-arm clotheslines Fukumi to the mat.]
Kris Craven: Fukumi takes a short-arm clothesline!
[Autumn makes the tag to Kandi. Fukumi clotheslines Kandi. Autumn tagged in by Kandi. Autumn tackles Fukumi. Autumn stands up. Fukumi is back on her feet. Fukumi tries for a dragon screw but is unable to lift Autumn. Autumn makes the tag to Kandi. Fukumi bounces Kandi off the ropes and faceslams her onto the mat. Fukumi gets up. Kandi clips Fukumi's knees, taking her down then measures her and bulldogs her from behind. Kandi goes for a figure four. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Fukumi is fighting the hold. ... Fukumi is fighting the hold. ... Fukumi escapes.]
Domino: Damn!
[Kandi goes for a leg drop but Fukumi dodges the attack. Fukumi stands up. Kandi sends Fukumi to ringside. Latara Blackfeather starts the count (.1) Fukumi dropkicks Kandi to the knee. (..2)
Kris Craven: This match might end in a count out!
[(...3) Kandi rakes the face of Fukumi in attempt to make a comeback. (....4) Kandi gets hit with a back heel kick that sends her off her feet.]
Domino: Kandi takes a back heel kick and she is in real trouble now!
[Kandi gets up. (.....5) Kandi and Fukumi move back into the ring. Kandi hits Fukumi with a Tummy Ache head-butt to the mid-section. Kandi tags in Autumn. Kandi pulls Fukumi's hair. Kandi pokes Fukumi in the eyes.]
Kris Craven: This is just awful! Fukumi is being double-teamed!
[Kandi slaps Fukumi. Autumn tags Kandi. Kandi reaches into her top and tosses a handful of powdered sugar into Fukumi's face! Fukumi makes the tag to Fukuyu. Kandi stomps Fukuyu.]
Kris Craven: Kandi executes a stomp! She is on her game tonight!
[Kandi tags Autumn. Autumn delivers a short-arm clothesline to Fukuyu. Autumn catches Fukuyu on a run and spins her down to the mat with a "California Roll" side slam! Kandi bites Fukuyu's arm out of desperation. Kandi hits Fukuyu with an earringer. Fukuyu tags Fukumi. Fukuyu drives a forearm into Autumn.]
Domino: The double team is the key to Tag team wrestling...not unlike getting me to reach climax in bed!
[Fukuyu tries for a superplex but is unable to lift Autumn. Autumn brings in Kandi for Sugar Bomb Covergirls. Autumn catches Fukumi on a run and spins her down to the mat with a "California Roll" side slam!]
Kris Craven: Fukumi is being double-teamed!
[Fukumi tries for a Japanese Ocean Suplex but is not strong enough to lift Autumn. Fukuyu rakes the face of Autumn in attempt to make a comeback.]
Kris Craven: How can you not like this action Dom? It's great!
Domino: Oh yeah!
[Kandi tags Autumn. Fukumi hits her with a spinning back fist. Autumn shoulder tackles Fukumi. Autumn is up again. Fukumi climbs to her feet. Fukumi executes the jumping sidekick on Autumn. Fukumi climbs the turnbuckle, then executes her 450 "Firebird Splash" on Autumn! Latara Blackfeather counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Autumn escapes. Autumn moves back to her feet. Autumn gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Fukumi tags in Fukuyu. Fukuyu suplexes Autumn. Fukumi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Autumn. Fukuyu sets Autumn up DDTs her into the mat.]
Domino: What a shot!
[Fukuyu clotheslines Autumn. Autumn makes the tag to Kandi. Kandi sends Fukuyu into the corner then jumps on their chest, trampling them with her feet. Kandi kicks Fukuyu in the shin bringing her down to size, then drives her boot right into her face! Kandi with an illegal chokehold on Fukuyu. Kandi uses a closed fist on Fukuyu. Kandi tags in Autumn. Autumn takes Fukuyu off her feet with a short-arm clothesline]
Kris Craven: Fukuyu is being double-teamed!
[Fukuyu gets hit with a running powerslam by Autumn. Autumn chants start. Autumn sends Fukuyu to ringside. Latara Blackfeather starts the count (.1) Autumn punches Fukuyu with a closed fist. Fukuyu is bleeding as a result. (..2) Autumn grabs Fukuyu and applies an arm wrench. (...3) Autumn hits Fukuyu with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Autumn is up again. (....4) Autumn gets hit with a back heel kick. Autumn gets up. (.....5) Autumn and Fukuyu move back into the ring. Autumn short-arm clotheslines Fukuyu to the mat.]
Domino: Short-arm clothesline!
[Kandi tagged in by Autumn. Kandi knee drops Fukuyu.]
Kris Craven: Fukuyu takes a knee drop!
[Fukuyu brings in Fukumi for Eastern Thunder. Fukumi chops Kandi. Fukuyu hits Kandi with a hard double back chop, lighting up her chest.]
Domino: That's it cheat!! It's the only way to win!
[Kandi gouges Fukuyu's eyes out. Kandi executes a jawbreaker on Fukuyu. Fukuyu tagged in by Fukumi. Kandi stomps Fukuyu. Kandi kicks Fukuyu on the mat. Fukuyu stands up. Autumn tagged in by Kandi. Autumn hits Fukuyu with the belly-to-belly suplex. Autumn is up again. Now Fukuyu standing. Fukuyu goes for a running forearm smash but Autumn dodges the attack. Fukuyu sends Autumn to ringside. Latara Blackfeather starts the count (.1) Fukuyu chokes Autumn with a microphone cable. Autumn gets hit with a back heel kick that sends her off her feet. Fukuyu hits Autumn with a heart punch, sending her staggering and falling to the mat. (..2) Fukuyu swings a Steel chair and hits Autumn. Autumn is bleeding as a result. Fukuyu tries for a power move but is not strong enough to lift Autumn.(...3) (....4) Fukuyu punches Autumn repeatedly. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Autumn catches Fukuyu on a run and spins her down to the mat with a "California Roll" side slam! Autumn gets up. Fukuyu makes the tag to Fukumi. Fukumi bounces Autumn off the ropes and faceslams her onto the mat. Fukumi gets back to her feet. Fukumi tags Fukuyu. Fukuyu suplexes Autumn. Fukumi executes a piledriver on Autumn.]
Domino: The double team is the key to Tag team wrestling...not unlike getting me to reach climax in the bedroom!
[Fukumi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Autumn. Fukuyu brings in Fukumi for Eastern Thunder. Autumn clotheslines Fukumi. Fukumi tags in Fukuyu. Fukuyu piledrives Autumn.]
Kris Craven: This is just awful! Autumn is being double-teamed!
[Autumn hits Fukuyu with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Autumn climbs to her feet. Autumn brings in Kandi for Sugar Bomb Covergirls. Kandi leg drops the throat of Fukuyu. They lockup. Fukuyu sends Kandi to the corner of the ring.]
Domino: Kandi takes a weak move and she is in real trouble now!
[Fukuyu pulls Kandi's hair. Fukuyu puts her foot on the back of Kandi's head, lifts her by her arms and stomps her to the mat! Indian deathlock applied by Fukuyu. Latara Blackfeather asks Kandi if she quits. ... ... ... Kandi tries to escape. Kandi escapes. Fukumi executes a corkscrew legdrop on Kandi.]
Kris Craven: My God I've never seen anything like this!
[Fukuyu sets Kandi up DDTs her into the mat. Fukuyu grabs Kandi's head and DDT's her on the mat. Fukuyu is back on her feet. They lockup. Fukuyu sends Kandi to the corner of the ring. Fukuyu picks up Kandi and drops her neck-first on the ropes. Fukuyu lifts Kandi and spikes her with a "Kamikaze" underhook piledriver right into the mat! Fukuyu goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3]
Kat Morgan: The winners of this match, Eastern Thunder!!!
Awesome Amazon (6) vs. Cindy Warren (8)
(Singles Match)
Kat Morgan: This match is a Singles Match. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 176 pounds, from Parts Unknown, AWESOME AMAZON!!! (Crowd cheers *)
["The Battle Dirge" by Warriors of Light plays as the lights focus on the entrance way. A tremendous explosion erupts and The Awesome Amazon sprints down the aisle and down to ringside. She runs around the ring, finally sliding inside and violently shaking the ring ropes.]
Kat Morgan: …and her opponent, weighing in at 120 pounds, from Charlotte, North Carolina, CINDY WARREN!!! (crowd cheers ****)
["Get Well Soon" by Reggie & The Full Effect plays as Cindy comes out with her husband, James. She slaps hands all the way down to the ring. Amazon climbs to the ring apron and runs from turn post to turn post, pumping her fist in the air! Latara Blackfeather checks Cindy's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) Cindy gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Amazon grabs her and smashes Cindy's head into it again! Flying Tomahawk by Awesome Amazon sends Cindy down to the mat. Cindy is up again. Cindy tries for an Angle Slam but is not strong enough to lift Amazon. Cindy tries for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Amazon. Awesome Amazon spins around and discus punches Cindy, taking her right off her feet! Cindy moves back to her feet. Cindy executes a jumping enziguri on Amazon.]
Domino: Amazon takes a Jumping Enziguri and she is in real trouble now!
[Now Cindy standing. Amazon stands up. Cindy hits a spinning heel kick on Amazon sending her to the mat. Now Cindy standing. Cindy punches Amazon repeatedly. Cindy kicks Amazon with a hard flurry of kicks. Cindy tries for a German suplex but is not strong enough to lift Amazon. Cindy sends Amazon to ringside. Latara Blackfeather starts the count (.1)]
Domino: I wish every match could be like this!
[(..2) Cindy kicks Amazon with a hard flurry of kicks. Now Amazon standing. (...3) Cindy tries for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Amazon. (....4) Cindy hits a spinning heel kick on Amazon sending her to the floor. Now Cindy standing. Amazon climbs to her feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Amazon applies the clawhold on Cindy. Cindy executes a jumping enziguri on Amazon. Cindy gets up. Amazon catches Cindy on a run and spinebuster bombs her to the mat. Amazon punches Cindy repeatedly.]
Kris Craven: Amazon executes a weak move! She is on her game tonight!
[Cindy tries for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Amazon. Cindy kicks Amazon with a hard flurry of kicks. Cindy punches Amazon repeatedly. Cindy executes a jumping enziguri on Amazon. Amazon climbs to her feet. Cindy hits a spinning heel kick on Amazon sending her to the mat. Cindy goes for a pin. Latara Blackfeather counts the pin. ...1 Amazon kicks out. Amazon gets back to her feet. Cindy hits the inverted Russian leg sweep on Amazon. Cindy moves back to her feet. Amazon gets back to her feet. Cindy tries for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Amazon. Cindy executes a jumping enziguri on Amazon.]
Domino: Amazon takes a Jumping Enziguri and she is in real trouble now!
[Amazon is back on her feet. A flying shoulder block send Cindy to the mat. Now Amazon standing. Amazon builds to a running start, leaps into the air, and splashes Cindy, covering her for the pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Cindy escapes.]
Kris Craven: Amazon should have known she wouldn't win the match with that.
[Amazon hits a koppo kick on Cindy. Amazon builds to a running start, leaps into the air, and splashes Cindy, covering her for the pin Latara Blackfeather counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Cindy kicks out. Cindy is up again. Cindy tries for a Death Valley Driver but Amazon avoids it. Cindy and Amazon go to the floor]
Domino: Amazon better stay at ringside. Cindy can't get a pin there.
[Latara Blackfeather starts the count (.1) Awesome Amazon shows her strength as she lifts and powerbombs Cindy down to the mat! Cindy is up again. (..2)]
Kris Craven: This match is getting intense!
[Amazon puts Cindy on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. Amazon chants start. Amazon moves back to her feet. Now Cindy standing. Amazon throws Cindy into the ropes and hits her with a diving shoulder block. Amazon takes Cindy into the ring. Amazon piledrives Cindy. Cindy stands up. Amazon folds Cindy up with a powerful German suplex. Amazon puts Cindy on her shoulders and spins around, launching her into the air and down the mat! Amazon builds to a running start, leaps into the air, and splashes Cindy, covering her for the pin Referee Latara Blackfeather makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3
Kat Morgan: The winner of this match, Awesome Amazon!!!
Ms. Fortune (2) vs. Melody Williams (5)
(Singles Match)
Kat Morgan: This match is a Singles Match. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 123 pounds, from Bronx, New York a member of Sistah-Hood, MELODY WILLIAMS!!! (crowd boos ***)
["Victory 2004" by P Diddy plays as Melody emerges wearing a hooded robe. She heads to the ring drinking in the boos from the crowd.]
Kat Morgan: and her opponent, weighing in at 113 pounds, from New London, CT, MS. FORTUNE!!!
[“Spend My Money” by Bass Kleph & Stellar MC plays as Ms. Fortune runs out, and begins grinding to her music & mouthing the words. Looking at the crowd briefly, Ms. Fortune laughs, gesturing at various fans. Melody tests out the ropes. Ms. Fortune tests out the ropes. (ding, ding, ding) Melody hits Ms. Fortune with the alley oop. Melody measures Ms. Fortune up and drops a closed fist. Melody is back on her feet. Ms. Fortune hits a jumping elbow thrust on Melody. Now Melody standing. Melody hip tosses Ms. Fortune. Ms. Fortune with a jumping DDT on Melody.]
Domino: Melody really felt that jumping DDT!
[Melody climbs to her feet. Melody connects with a flying knee. Ms. Fortune goes down. Ms. Fortune is up again. Ms. Fortune hits a flying karate chop right to Melody's neck. Melody tackles and begins punching Ms. Fortune. Melody covers Ms. Fortune. Latara Blackfeather counts. ...1 ...2 Ms. Fortune escapes. Ms. Fortune gets back to her feet. Melody grabs Ms. Fortune in a headlock and punches her repeatedly.]
Domino: Come on Cheat!! If you're not cheating, you're just cheating yourself!
[Melody gets up off the ground and Ms. Fortune hits her with a flying dropkick. Ms. Fortune stands up. Ms. Fortune sends Melody to ringside. Latara Blackfeather starts the count (.1) Ms. Fortune hits Melody with a flying senton. Melody is up again. They head back into the ring. Flying somersault drop kick by Ms. Fortune puts her back in the match. Melody climbs to her feet. Ms. Fortune gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Melody. THE SETBACK!! SHE JUST NAILED Melody WITH THAT INNOVATIVE BACKBREAKER!! Melody is up again. Melody tosses Ms. Fortune into the corner and mounts the turnbuckle, firing down 10 hard punches. Melody moves back to her feet. Melody applies a Boston crab to Ms. Fortune. Latara Blackfeather is checking for a tap out. ... Melody tightens the hold. ... Ms. Fortune tries to escape. ... Ms. Fortune is fighting the hold. ... Melody breaks the hold. Melody fist drops Ms. Fortune on the mat. Melody moves back to her feet. Now Ms. Fortune standing. Melody gets caught with an elbow smash to the face. Ms. Fortune goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Melody.]
Kris Craven: Melody takes a flying double foot stomp!
[Ms. Fortune stands up. Melody is back on her feet. Melody sends Ms. Fortune over with a deep arm drag.]
Domino: Ms. Fortune takes an Arm Drag and she is in real trouble now!
[Melody measures Ms. Fortune up and drops a closed fist. Now Melody standing. CLOTHESLINE FROM NOBODY ASKED YOU!! Melody just nailed Ms. Fortune with that lariat! Melody sends Ms. Fortune to ringside. Latara Blackfeather starts the count (.1) Melody cuts Ms. Fortune off with a back elbow. Ms. Fortune staggers back, holding her face. (..2) Melody fist drops Ms. Fortune on the floor.]
Domino: She follows up with a fist drop.
[Melody climbs to her feet. (...3) Ms. Fortune executes a rope flip hip toss on Melody. Now Melody standing. (....4) Melody delivers a hard backhand slap to Ms. Fortune. (.....5) Ms. Fortune takes Melody into the ring. Ms. Fortune goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Melody. Ms. Fortune is up again. Now Melody standing. Melody gets caught with an elbow smash to the face. Melody mule kicks Ms. Fortune. Melody measures Ms. Fortune up and drops a closed fist. Melody moves back to her feet. Ms. Fortune gets back to her feet. Melody fires Ms. Fortune into the ropes and plants her with a Samoan drop. Melody gets up. Melody fist drops Ms. Fortune on the mat.]
Domino: Fist drop by Melody.
[Melody gets up. Ms. Fortune is up again. Ms. Fortune tries for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but is not strong enough to lift Melody. Ms. Fortune drags Melody to the floor. Latara Blackfeather starts the count (.1) (..2) Flying somersault drop kick by Ms. Fortune puts her back in the match. Ms. Fortune stands up. (...3) Ms. Fortune hits Melody with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Ms. Fortune moves back to her feet. (....4) Ms. Fortune hits Melody with an elbowdrop. Ms. Fortune gets back to her feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Ms. Fortune hits Melody with an elbowdrop. Ms. Fortune hits Melody with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Melody stands up. Ms. Fortune leaps up, swings around Melody and DDT's her onto the mat.]
Kris Craven: If Ms. Fortune keeps using moves like that leaping swinging DDT she is going to climb the ladder here in ALCW for sure!
[Ms. Fortune sends Melody to ringside. Latara Blackfeather starts the count (.1)]
Kris Craven: The fans are on their feet!
[(..2) Melody comes from behind Ms. Fortune and puts her down with a one-handed bulldog. Melody stands up. Ms. Fortune climbs to her feet. (...3) Melody executes a jawbreaker on Ms. Fortune. Ms. Fortune is back on her feet. Flying lariat by Ms. Fortune takes Melody down. Ms. Fortune gets up. Melody is back on her feet. Ms. Fortune connects with a somersault slam on Melody. Ms. Fortune gets up. They head back into the ring. Ms. Fortune hits Melody with an elbowdrop. Now Ms. Fortune standing. Ms. Fortune climbs to the top rope and nails Melody with a reverse flying elbow drop. Ms. Fortune goes behind Melody, HEADS OR TAILS!! SHE NAILED THAT CRASH THUNDER BUSTER! Melody isn't moving as Ms. Fortune climbs to the top rope...FORTUNE FALLS SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! Latara Blackfeather counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3
Kat Morgan: The winner of this match, Ms. Fortune!!!
[As Ms. Fortune celebrates, Toni Craven and XTC run down to the ring and slide in behind Ms. Fortune. Sistah Hood begin laying a beat down on Ms. Fortune as the fans boo. All three members kick and stomp her, making her pay for her win over Melody. Security comes down and restores order, leading the three women away as they high five one another, ignoring the boos of the crowd.]
Kris Craven: They are nothing but thugs! They need to stop with these underhanded attacks! The GM is going to have to get involved!
Domino: Stop being a bitch and pull your panties up! This is a combat sport…combat happens!
Kris Craven: Yeah, fair combat…not three on one muggings!
Trillion Dollar Bitches (C) vs. Sistah Hood (3)
(Non-Title Tag Team Match)
Kat Morgan: This match is a Singles Match tag match. On their way to the ring at this time, The ALCW Co-Star Champions, LEXI WILLIAMS AND CHANTAL DEVILLE, THE TRILLION DOLLAR BITCHES!!!
["I Get Money" by Lil' Kim plays as Leroy walks out and stands in the middle of the entranceway. Chantal and Lexi emerge from behind Leroy and drink in the boos from the crowd as they display their championship title belts. They stride down the ramp towards the ring, arrogantly jawing with the fans at ringside. Leroy holds the ropes for them.]
Kris Craven: The TDB has been dominant since winning those titles with the help of Leroy. The titles aren’t on the line tonight, but their opponents had better fight like they are!
Kat Morgan: …and their opponents, the team of TONI CRAVEN AND XTC…SISTAH-HOOD!!!
["N Da Hood" by Fox plays as Toni, XTC, and Melody walk out. The three women ignore the boos as they walk down the aisle, ignoring the jeers from the fans, flipping them off as they get into the ring. Melody stands at ringside as she cheers on her partners. Lexi walks around the ring, glaring at the fans with distain, cursing at them as she does. XTC leans against the ropes, looking out at the fans, then rolls her eyes, giving them the finger. (ring, ring, ring) Lexi locks XTC in the Achilles tendon hold. Lexi gets up. XTC is back on her feet. XTC pokes Lexi in the eyes as she tries to gain control. XTC spins quickly, connecting with a perfectly placed back fist on Lexi XTC tags Toni. Toni suplexes Lexi. They lockup. Toni sends Lexi to the corner of the ring. Toni sets Lexi up DDTs her into the mat.]
Kris Craven: Come on ref! Do something!! Lexi is being double-teamed!
[Toni is up again. Toni punches Lexi repeatedly. Toni brings in XTC for Sistah Hood. Toni drops Lexi with her "One Last Breath" crossarm backbreaker! Toni hip tosses Lexi. Lexi tries for a single arm DDT but Toni avoids it. Japanese armdrag take down from Lexi send Toni to the mat hard. Lexi sucks chants start in the crowd.]
Kris Craven: What an outstanding match!
[Toni gets back to her feet. Toni executes a huge gutbuster on Lexi. XTC tags Toni. Lexi sets Toni up DDTs her into the mat. Lexi climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a dazzling shooting star press! Latara Blackfeather counts. ...1 ...2 Toni kicks out. Toni climbs to her feet. They lockup. Chantal sends Toni to the corner of the ring. Chantal is interfering! Toni tags in XTC. XTC gets tiger suplexed by Lexi. Lexi mounts the ropes, then nails XTC with the shooting star press! Latara Blackfeather counts. ...1 XTC escapes.]
Kris Craven: You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like XTC.
[XTC stands up. XTC gets hit with a back heel kick. XTC makes the tag to Toni. They lockup. XTC sends Lexi to the corner of the ring. Toni hits Lexi with the spinebuster slam.]
Domino: What a slam!
[Toni climbs to the top rope and jumps off, hitting Lexi with a missile dropkick. XTC tagged in by Toni. XTC is back on her feet. XTC applies an arm wrench to Lexi and she reaches out and tags in Chantal for Trillion Dollar Bitches. XTC lets go off Lexi and drop kicks Lexi in the back, sending her tumbling out of the ring and into Leroy. Chantal goes after XTC, she gets hit with a second dropkick.]
Domino: XTC is on fire here!
[Chantal moves back to her feet. XTC makes the tag to Toni. Chantal rakes the face of Toni in attempt to make a comeback. Chantal slaps Toni. Chantal sucks chants start in the crowd. Chantal grabs Toni's head and DDT's her on the mat. Chantal gets back to her feet. Chantal knee drops Toni. Chantal is up again. Toni moves back to her feet. Chantal delivers the "G's Up, Hoes Down" axe kick to Toni! Chantal covers Toni hooking the leg.
Melody hops up on the ring apron, drawing the attention of the referee. As Latara tries to get Melody down, XTC runs into the ring punches Chantal with brass knuckles, knocking her cold. She quickly pulls Toni on top of Chantal and scoots out of the ring. Melody hops down and Referee Latara Blackfeather turns and sees the pin. She drops down and makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3]
Kat Morgan: The winners of this match, Sistah-Hood!!!
Kris Craven: That was crap! I have no love for TDB after what they have done, but Sistah-Hood just took it to a whole other level here today!
Domino: Sistah-Hood did what they had to in order to win…PERIOD! This win should get them right back into title contention!
Traci Connor (3) vs. Kenzi Grey (7)
(Singles Match)
Kat Morgan: This match is a Singles Match. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 126 pounds, from Seattle, Washington, KENZI GREY!!!
["Suffocate" by Cold plays as Kenzi comes, accompanied by Violet. The two talk on the ramp and Violet pats her on the head and sends her protégé down to the ring.]
Kris Craven: Last show, Kenzi got her first win…with the help of Violet. Let’s she how she does tonight! It looks like Violet is content to stay in the back.
Domino: If she earned anything at all…she’ll do whatever it takes to win this match. Violet and Jennifer Drew gave her the keys to win matches…CHEAT! If she is too dumb to listen…who cares what happens to her!
Kat Morgan: …and her opponent, weighing in at 119 pounds, from Yellowknife, Northwestern Territories, Canada, TRACI CONNOR!!! (crowd cheers)
[“Army of Me” by Bjork plays as Traci walks through the entranceway and gives the crowd a once over. She heads down the ramp, keeping her focus complete as she prepares for her next match and eventual victory. Kenzi climbs the corner, throwing up her arms as she inspires the crowd, then jumps down. Latara Blackfeather checks Traci's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) Kenzi hits Traci with the back of her elbow. Kenzi tackles Traci to the mat. Kenzi is up again. Kenzi covers Traci. The ref starts the count. ...1 Traci escapes. Traci tries for a Cryonic Kick but Kenzi avoids it. Kenzi leg lariats Traci, sending her to the mat. Kenzi drags Traci to the floor. Latara Blackfeather starts the count (.1)]
Domino: Kenzi is taking it to Traci! This thing will be over soon!
[(..2) Kenzi punches Traci repeatedly. (...3) Traci double underhook faceslams Kenzi hard to the Kenzi. Kenzi lifts Traci and delivers a back breaker. Traci gets up. (....4) (.....5) Kenzi takes Traci into the ring. Kenzi bounces Traci off the ropes and clotheslines him. They lockup. Kenzi sends Traci to the corner of the ring. Kenzi bounces Traci off the ropes and clotheslines him. Kenzi covers Traci. Referee Latara Blackfeather makes the count. ...1 Traci escapes.]
Domino: Christ! That wasn't even close!
[Traci climbs to her feet. Kenzi tackles Traci. Kenzi gets up. Now Traci standing. Kenzi hits Traci with the back of her elbow. Kenzi hits Traci with the back of her elbow.]
Kris Craven: Traci takes a back elbow!
[Kenzi bounces Traci off the ropes and clotheslines him. Traci gets back to her feet. Traci goes for an exploder suplex but Kenzi dodges the attack. Traci locks Kenzi in that Boston crab. Referee Latara Blackfeather is checking for a tap out. ... Kenzi tries to escape. ... Kenzi escapes. Traci smashes Kenzi in the jaw with a sizzling Supergirl Punch. Traci puts Kenzi in an arm grapevine submission. Kenzi is back on her feet. Traci with a Russian legsweep on Kenzi. Traci drags Kenzi to the floor. Latara Blackfeather starts the count (.1)]
Domino: They are going all out now! Jeez! I think I just came!
[Traci rolls onto Kenzi connecting with a knee. Kenzi gets back to her feet. Traci with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Kenzi. Traci chants start. Traci stands up and heads back into the ring as the fans cheer and Kenzi kicks the barricade in frustration.]
Kris Craven: Hey? What’s this?!
[The fans boo as Violet comes down to the ringside area and makes a beeline for Kenzi. The referee continues to counts as Violet grabs Kenzi and shakes her, giving her an earful. Violet turns her around and pushes her back to the ring. Kenzi rolls inside, stopping the count.]
Kris Craven: Kenzi just got a good pep talk at ringside…hopefully Violet doesn’t get physically involved here.
[Kenzi goes to lock up with Traci, but she is stunned by a kick to the gut. Traci double underhook faceslams Kenzi hard to the mat. Traci chants start as Violet screams and pounds the mat outside the ring. Traci puts Kenzi on the top rope as she prepares to deliver her Glacier Breaker finisher. Kenzi rakes Traci’s eyes, stopping the move. Traci staggers away and Kenzi quickly executes a Schoolgirl roll up pin, holding Traci’s tights as she does. Latara Blackfeather counts. ...1 ...2 ...3]
Kris Craven: Traci just got robbed! Kenzi cheated and stole a win from Traci!
[Kenzi bails out of the ring jumping up and down in celebration as Violet congratulates her. Inside the ring, Traci complains to the referee about Kenzi holding her tights.]
Domino: I still don’t like her…but, she’s starting to grow on me…like genital warts.
Kris Craven: You’re gross…
Kat Morgan: The winner of this match, Kenzi Grey!!!
Rexxi Raven (4) vs. Joanna Tarzanna (Unranked)
(Singles Match)
Kat Morgan: This match is a Singles Match. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 109 pounds, from Youngstown, OH, REXXI RAVEN!!!
[“Reptilia” by The Strokes plays as Rexxi comes out with her fist pumping in the air and her head rocking. She runs down to the ring and slides in. As she rises her head is still rocking to the music.]
Kat Morgan: …and her opponent, weighing in at 185 pounds, from The Jungle, JOANNA TARZANNA!!! (crowd cheers ***)
["Roar" by Katy Perry plays and The Jungle Girl sprints down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans before sliding in under the ropes.]
Kris Craven: We are happy to have Joanna on the main roster here. She signed a new contract earlier in the week to compete in singles competition. Today, we get our first look at her in action!
[Latara Blackfeather checks Rexxi's boots and knee pads. Latara Blackfeather checks Joanna's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) Rexxi grabs Joanna's leg and takes her down. Rexxi punches Joanna repeatedly. Rexxi hits a spinning leg lariat on Joanna sending her to the mat. Now Joanna standing. Joanna sends Rexxi into the ropes. Joanna rebounds from the other side, TREE SWING KICK TO THE FACE Joanna chants start. Joanna hooks in the Kimura Lock on Rexxi! Joanna takes her to the GND! She may have to tap! Latara Blackfeather is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Rexxi tries to escape. Rexxi escapes. Rexxi is back on her feet. Rexxi tries for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Joanna. Joanna uses a series of closed fists on Rexxi. Rexxi tries for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Joanna. Joanna kicks Rexxi in the stomach repeatedly. Rexxi gets back to her feet. Joanna connects on Rexxi with a neckbreaker. Now Joanna standing. REXXI DRIVES JOANNA INTO HER KNEE THEN DROPS HER WITH A VICIOUS NECKBREAKER! Rexxi sends Joanna to ringside. Latara Blackfeather starts the count (.1) Rexxi tries for a double underhook backbreaker but is not strong enough to lift Joanna. They head back into the ring. Rexxi hits a spinning leg lariat on Joanna sending her to the mat. Joanna gets back to her feet. Joanna rakes the eyes of Rexxi, sending her staggering back in pain. Rexxi rolls to the outside for a breather, but Joanna follows and hits her with a Tiger feint kick! Joanna clotheslines Rexxi. Joanna hits a discus punch on Rexxi sending her to the mat! RAGING SLASH! Now Rexxi standing. Rexxi nails Joanna with a springboard dropkick. Rexxi climbs to her feet. Rexxi executes a snap mare on Joanna and locks her into the sleeper. Latara Blackfeather asks Joanna if she quits. ... ... ... Joanna is fighting the hold. ... Joanna is fighting the hold. Rexxi breaks the hold. Rexxi sends Joanna to ringside.]
Kris Craven: Joanna is much safer at ringside. Rexxi can't get a pin there.
[Latara Blackfeather starts the count (.1). They lockup. Rexxi sends Joanna to the corner of ringside. Rexxi springboard DDT's Joanna onto the floor! Rexxi gets up. Joanna stands up. Rexxi and Joanna move back into the ring. Rexxi tries for a power slam but is unable to lift Joanna. Rexxi tries for a dragon suplex but Joanna blocks it and locks in a Kimura on Rexxi from out of nowhere.]
Kris Craven: OH! THAT IS LOCKED IN TIGHT! Rexxi is fighting it…but Joanna is too strong! THERE’S THE TAP!! REXXI IS FORCED TO TAP OUT!!
[Latara call for the bell and Joanna releases the hold, checking on Rexxi in a sign of good sportsmanship.]
Domino: Sportsmanship sucks! Rexxi wouldn’t have done that!
Kris Craven: You don’t know that Dom.
Domino: Well, if she did it…she’d be a damn fool!
Kat Morgan: The winner of this match, Joanna Tarzanna!!!
Lethal Combination (1) vs. Southern Hospitality (2)
(Tag Team #1 Contender's Match)
Kat Morgan: This match is a tag match for the number one contender’s ranking. On their way to the ring at this time, DEDRIA STONE AND LASHAWNDA LETHAL…LETHAL COMBINATION!!!
[“Move Bitch” by Ludacris plays as LaShawnda and Deidra walk out together. The pair shadow box all the way down to the ring. They enter together and continue to spar with one another as they wait for their opponents.]
Kat Morgan: …and their opponents, the team of “NURSE” MYAKO AND TERRY BORLAN…SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY!!!
["Sweet Country Grammar" by Lynyrd Skynyrd & Nelly plays as Terry and Myako come out, arm in arm, and head down to the ring. Myako places Deidra on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Deidra throws a fast flurry of punches as she warms up, to the delight of the crowd. (ding, ding, ding) They lockup. Myako sends Deidra to the corner of the ring. Myako makes the tag to Terry. Myako executes the brain buster on Deidra. Deidra catches Myako's leg, but Myako reverses it with an enzuigiri to Deidra's head. Terry makes the tag to Myako. Myako tries for a dragon screw but is unable to lift Deidra. Myako tags Terry. Running neckbreaker drop executed by Myako takes Deidra down hard. Terry clotheslines Deidra. They lockup. Terry sends Deidra to the corner of the ring. Deidra fist drops Terry on the mat. Deidra goes for a pin. Latara Blackfeather counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Terry escapes.]
Kris Craven: Not even close! She'll have to do a lot more damage!
[Terry climbs to her feet. Terry shoulder tackles Deidra. Terry makes the tag to Myako. Terry kicks Deidra on the mat. Myako piledrives Deidra. Terry sets Deidra up DDTs her into the mat. Terry stomps Deidra. Deidra moves back to her feet. Deidra lifts Terry up and drops her on the mat. Deidra tags in LaShawnda. Deidra hits Myako with the back of her elbow. Deidra picks up Myako and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Deidra hooks Myako into the tree of woe and slams a hard punch into their exposed stomach! Myako tries for a fireman's carry but is unable to lift Deidra. Myako lights up chest of Deidra with a hard chop!]
Domino: She follows up with a chop.
[LaShawnda tags in Deidra. Deidra uses a closed fist on Myako. Myako hits a spinning leg lariat on Deidra sending her to the mat. Myako makes the tag to Terry. Now Terry standing. Terry stomps Deidra. Terry covers Deidra. Referee Latara Blackfeather makes the count. ...1 Deidra kicks out. Deidra gets back to her feet. Deidra brings in LaShawnda for Lethal Combination. Terry kicks LaShawnda on the mat. LaShawnda brings in Deidra for Lethal Combination. Deidra grabs Terry's head and DDT's her on the mat.]
Domino: BOOM!
[Deidra bounces Terry off the ropes and hits her with a backdrop. Terry is back on her feet.]
Kris Craven: Don't even think of switching the channel.
[Terry brings in Myako for Southern Hospitality. Deidra hits Myako with a head-butt to the mid-section. Myako tags in Terry. Terry short-arm clotheslines Deidra to the mat.]
Domino: She follows up with a short-arm clothesline.
[Myako tagged in by Terry. Deidra catches Myako's leg, but Myako reverses it with an enzuigiri to Deidra's head. Myako clotheslines Deidra. Deidra brings in LaShawnda for Lethal Combination. Myako punches LaShawnda repeatedly. Myako tags in Terry. Terry executes a headlock takedown. LaShawnda tags Deidra. Deidra vertical suplexes Terry to the mat. Deidra stands up. Terry moves back to her feet. Deidra bounces Terry off the ropes and clotheslines him. Terry gets back to her feet. Deidra neck snaps Terry. Deidra whips Terry into the corner and follower her in with a huge elbow! Terry slumps to the mat! Terry is up again. Deidra hits her with a back fist. Deidra measures Terry and connects with a devastating uppercut that lifts her off her feet! Deidra covers Terry hooking the leg. Referee Latara Blackfeather makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3]
Kris Craven: WOW! Fist of Stone connected and just like that, Lethal Combination holds on to the number one contenders spot! If they can defend it one more time, they will earn a shot at the titles!
Kat Morgan: The winners of this match, Lethal Combination!!!
“Princess” Alizé Platinum (C) vs. Geritol Granny (1)
(Action Star Title Tables Match)
Kat Morgan: This match is a Table Match for the Action Star title. On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 113 pounds, from Beverly Hills, California she holds the Action Star title belt, ALIZÉ PLATINUM!!!
(crowd boos *****)
["Diva" by Beyoncé starts playing and Princess Alizé comes out shaking her butt, and gyrating provocatively for the crowd as the start to boo her. Playing up to the crowd, Alizé struts down to the ring switching her hips and teases all the guys at ringside.]
Kat Morgan: and her opponent, weighing in at 131 pounds, from Pasadena, California, GERITOL GRANNY!!!
["Little Old Lady from Pasadena" by The Beach Boys begins to play as Granny comes out using her walker. As the music peaks, she throws the walker aside and begins to dance as the fans cheer. Granny heads down to the ring and gets inside, ready to teach those young whippersnappers some respect! Alizé walks around the ring. Granny yells out "COME ON WHIPPERSNAPPERS!" to hype up the fans. (the bell rings) Alizé with a high crossbody on Granny. Now Alizé standing. Alizé hits Granny with an earringer. Granny executes a jawbreaker on Alizé.]
Kris Craven: Alizé takes a jawbreaker!
[Granny is back on her feet as Alizé lays on the mat, stunned by the move. Granny goes outside and pulls out a table, to the delight of the fans. She slides it into the ring and goes inside to set it up. Granny sees Alizé start to get up. Granny rushes in only to be hit in the face with a hand-full of power and glitter from Alizé! Granny gets caught with an elbow smash to the face. Alizé hits a spinning leg lariat on Granny sending her to the mat. Granny picks up Alizé and hits her with a back suplex.]
Domino: What a back suplex!! The old gal gets around the ring well for a corpse, huh?
[Granny climbs to her feet. Alizé sends Granny into the corner, nails her with a backflip elbow followed by an ace crusher! Alizé sucks chants start in the crowd. Alizé hits Granny with an elbowdrop. Alizé climbs to her feet. Alizé stomps Granny. Alizé stomps Granny's head. Alizé hits Granny with an elbowdrop. Alizé is back on her feet. Alizé stomps Granny. Alizé hits Granny with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Alizé gets up. Alizé kicks Granny on the mat. Alizé screams as she points to the table and the fans boo. Alizé flips them off and sets up the table in the middle of the ring. Alizé pulls Granny up and lifts her up for a slam though the table, but Granny scoots off her back.]
Domino: Granny knew what was coming there! Alizé turns and ducks a clothesline and puts Granny down with a back drop suplex! The old bat is in real trouble now!
[Alizé hits Granny with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Alizé is back on her feet. Granny gets back to her feet. Alizé leg lariats Granny, sending her to the mat.]
Domino: Alizé is just too quick for her!
[Granny is back on her feet. Granny hits Alizé with an atomic drop. As Alizé hits the mat, Granny falls head first into Alizé’s crotch. Alizé writhes in pain as she rolls out of the ring. Granny gets back to her feet. Granny follows Alizé to the floor. Alizé runs around the ring to escape Granny as she gives chase.]
Kris Craven: Oh no! What is this?!
[The fans boo as Oni runs down the ramp, making a beeline for Alizé. Alizé manages to duck just as Oni charges and wipes out Granny with a vicious clothesline. Oni stands over Granny as she tries to recover as Alizé stares at the LAW Champion.]
Kris Craven: That would be a disqualification, but this is a tables match! There is no DQ!
[Oni and Alizé begin jawing at one another, but that all stops as Kenzi runs down the aisle and slams into Oni from behind, throwing lefts and rights at the LAW Champion. The two women begin brawling at ringside and the fans start to cheer for Alizé to jump into the fray as well, but she turns her attention to Granny instead. She grabs the dazed challenger and rolls her into the ring and positions her onto the table. She smiles as she springboards off the ropes and crashes into Granny, putting her through the table as the fans boo.]
Kat Morgan: The winner of this match, and STILL Action Star champion, Alizé Platinum!!!
Domino: WHAT A MATCH!! WHAT A CHAMPION!!
Kris Craven: Dom…Oni interfered and cost Granny this match!!
[The fans continue to boo as Oni and Kenzi continue to brawl at ringside. Security runs out, but Chastity runs out behind them, stopping them from going to ringside.]
Kris Craven: Why isn’t she stopping this?!
Domino: RATINGS!!
[Down at ringside, Oni gets the upperhand and sends Kenzi smashing into the barricade and down to the floor. Oni grabs a chair and starts to stalk Kenzi with it. Violet comes running out, but Security intercepts her at the direction of the C.E.O.]
Kris Craven: OH MY GOD! SOMEONE STOP THIS!!
[Oni draws back the chair to smash Kenzi with it, but she is stopped short as she is hit in the face with a fountain drink from the crowd. Oni slowly puts down the chair as she stares at the person who threw the drink, the same young girl in the Jenny Williams shirt. Oni drops the chair, wiping the sticking drink from her face as the fans laugh. Suddenly, Oni reaches out and grabs the young fan, yanking her over the barricade and tearing off the teen’s shirt in the process. Horrified, Chastity sends down Security to break things up before they get even further out of hand. The young teen is in tears as she covers herself up and Oni wipes her face with the torn remnants of her shirt and throws it at her, just as she is grabbed and dragged away.]
Domino: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! I AM TOTALLY UPLOADING THIS ON MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT!!
Kris Craven: Dom! That’s a young girl!! You can’t do that!
Domino: I have a YouPorn account as well…
[Kris rolls his eyes, then turns his attention to the cameras.]
Kris Craven: Folks…I hope that we get to have another show after this…assuming we don’t get sued into bankruptcy! THAT’S OUR SHOW!!!
[ALCW goes off the air as Oni is dragged off my Security, the distraught young girl is attended to by the C.E.O., Kenzi, and Violet. Inside the ring, Alizé stand on the turnbuckle, holding up her title as she laughs at the carnage all around her.]
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