Post by Publicist on Aug 22, 2015 5:05:03 GMT -5
The cameras centered on the announce booth as Kris Craven and Domino started the show.
Kris Craven: Good evening everyone and welcome to A-List Championship Wrestling! I am Kris “The Crippler” Craven and I am here with my tag team partner, the ravishing, but crass Domino!
Domino gave him the finger without even looking in his direction.
Domino: It is interesting that you mention tag team action…because that is what I got last night! I was with these two big black studs and all I have to say is that my pu…
Kris Craven: Whoa!! No one wants to hear this Dom! However, you were on the right track, because tag team action was first up! It was a triple threat elimination tag match were each pinfall would count as a victory!
Eastern Thunder (3) vs. Sugar Bomb Covergirls (4) vs. Southern Hospitality (5)
Triple Threat Tornado Tag Elimination Match
Kris Craven: This match was a brutal fight between three winless teams that were all hungry for a win.
Domino: That’s right! They were all clamoring for it, but the question was who would get that first win?
Kris Craven: After a wild first series it was Autumn, looking nearly unstoppable for her team as she ended Eastern Thunder’s night with an Autumic Bomb on Fukumi Soone that her partner was unable to stop. With that, the Sugar Bomb Covergirls got their first win!
Domino: But that was just the first elimination, there were two teams left and another win…the final win to get that would decide the seeding in the Co-Stars division.
Kris Craven: You got that right, Dom! Autumn continued to be a house of fire as she manhandled everyone in her path and was cruising to victory, until she ended up being caught outside the ring by Terry Borlan! She fell victim to a spear as she was attempting to reenter the ring.
Domino: Autumn was unable to beat the count and Southern Hospitality earned a huge win!
WINNERS: SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY
Melody Williams (11) vs. Chantal DeVille
Singles Match (Action Star Division)
Kris Craven: This match featured Melody taking on one half of the Co-Star Champions, Chantal.
Domino: Yeah, last show Melody made an odd appearance at ringside during Toni Craven’s match against Cindy Warren. No one knew what that was all about.
Kris Craven: Yeah, especially Toni, since the distraction actually ended up costing her the win. Later, when she was scheduled to face XTC, Toni’s partner, she decided not to get in the ring since the duo, and number one contenders for the Co-Star Titles were together and seemed none too happy with her.
Domino: Well, Melody knew she screwed up and she got her ass out of Dodge before Toni and XTC gave her the beating of a lifetime!
Kris Craven: Well, Melody was competing in her second match, officially as she took on Chantal, who had her tag team partner in her corner. Melody, again didn’t seem to care for the odds as she left the ring…until the appearance of Sistah-Hood, as they blocked her escape.
Domino: It looked like payback time for Melody, as she was forced to run back into the ring, with Toni and XTC in pursuit!
Kris Craven: Melody rolled out the other side, leaving Sistah-Hood and The TDBs in the ring together.
Domino: A combustible element for sure! Before anyone knew it, the two teams were slugging it out with one another…Co-Star Champions and current #1 contenders! Melody backed up the ramp with a grin on her face…but Chantal was handed the DQ victory.
Kris Craven: We had no idea of what was going on with Melody, but things were surely heating up between the two Co-Star Division rivals!
WINNER: CHANTAL DEVILLE
Traci Connor (8) vs. LaShawnda Lethal
Singles Match (Action Star Division)
Kris Craven: This next match would feature the debut of one half of the tag team of Lethal Combination, LaShawnda Lethal taking on Canada’s own, Traci Connor. LaShawnda brought the power game with her, looking to grind Traci down, but she wasn’t about to go out like that!
Domino: I think that LaShawnda underestimated the technical skill of her opponent and it cost her.
Kris Craven: LaShawnda let Traci hit a series of highflying moves and it was like a tidal wave! In the end, LaShawnda fell victim to Traci’s Glacier Breaker hung jawbreaker!
WINNER: TRACI CONNOR
Toni Craven (10) vs. Lexi Williams
Singles Match (Action Star Division)
Kris Craven: This next match featured a pair of tag team competitors, Toni Craven from Sistah-Hood and Lexi Williams from one half of the tag team champions, The Trillion Dollar Bitches.
Domino: Yes, there was a lot of bad blood in this one! Co-Star champion versus #1 contender, especially after the earlier dust up between these teams! This one was going to be a bloodbath! Which, on a side note, is very healthy for your skin!
Kris Craven: I won’t ask how you know that. Anyway, this was a great match between women that were sure to see each other again when the Co-Star Titles were on the line!
Domino: You mean, it WAS a great match until Melody Williams appeared, yet again! She kept popping up like a bad case of herpes!
Kris Craven: I am not even going to ask if there is a good case! Anyway, the match broke down when Melody and XTC jumped into the ring and started beating down Lexi! There was another DQ on the night, but in the end I think the game plan was clear…destroy the TDBs!
Domino: Yeah, Lexi might have gotten handed the win, but Sistah-Hood made a statement! They wanted those titles, and Melody Williams was the third member of the team and was going to make sure that they got it!
WINNER: LEXI WILLIAMS
Deidra Stone vs. Jinx (9)
Singles Match (Action Star Division)
Kris Craven: This next match featured one more tag team competitor in action. Deidra of Lethal Combination took on Jinx in a one on one battle.
Domino: I wouldn’t call it that…it was more like black and black crime! Deidra came out and just steamrolled Jinx. I would have cried, but my tear ducts haven’t worked right since I made that bukkake video!
Kris Craven: You’re gross! Anyway, Jinx fell victim to the Fist of Stone and a three count later, Deidra had her first singles win.
WINNER: DEIDRA STONE
XTC (4) vs. Cindy Warren (5)
Singles Match (Action Star Division)
Kris Craven: This match featured a pair of unbeaten women in singles competition as XTC the rapping phenom from Sistah-Hood took on ‘The Nurse’ Cindy Warren. Cindy had a strong showing and seemed to have this match in the bag, until outside interference in the match cost her.
Domino: Sistah-Hood, now three members deep, seems to always have an angle, and they played it to perfection. XTC faked an injury, drawing the attention of the referee as Toni and Melody delivered a spike piledriver to Cindy! I got wet just seeing it!
Kris Craven: Why doesn’t that surprise me? Anyway, XTC made a remarkable recovery after the interference and delivered the "Skank Killa" rocker dropper for good measure as she got the pin with their thug tactics!
Domino: Don’t hate the playas…hate the game Kris!
Kris Craven: Whatever! Anyway, Sistah-Hood made a statement today against the Co-Star Champions and they pushed XTC even higher in the singles rankings. They were making a serious power play in ALCW!
WINNER: XTC
“Princess” Alizé Platinum (C) vs. Ms. Fortune (3)
Singles Match (Action Star Division)
Kris Craven: Ms. Fortune has been on a tear lately as she climbed the ranks with a big win last show!
Domino: The question was if she could keep it going against Alizé, a boss bitch who has been flawless since winning the Action Star Title!
Kris Craven: The fans were entertained by this one from start to finish! It was a high-flying clinic put on by both women, but only one of them could win.
Domino: That woman ended up being Ms. Fortune as she floored Alizé with a belly to back wheelbarrow facebuster, then nailed her with the Fortune Falls Shooting Star Press!
Kris Craven: Alizé suffered her first loss, but it wasn’t for the title…she’d have to wait for our next match to see if she’d have to face someone for that Action Star Title.
WINNER: MS. FORTUNE
Geritol Granny (1) vs. Rexxi Raven (2)
#1 Contender’s Match (Action Star Division)
Kris Craven: Last show, Granny took the #1 contender spot from Kenzi Grey, and this show she looked to keep it with a win over the #2 contender!
Domino: That’s right Kris, a successful defense of that #1 contender spot would earn her a title match…if she lost, Rexxi would have a chance to defend the position and earn a shot.
Kris Craven: This match was brutal and Granny showed that she is no slouch! She managed to show Rexxi a thing or two about Old School as she busted the young girl open with a headbutt and put her to sleep with her "Retirement" sleeperhold!
Domino: This means that the Action Star Title must now be defended on our next show and I can hardly wait!
Kris Craven: It will be huge! Action Star Title matches are ALWAYS hardcore rules, so that may play to the advantage of Granny who has proven to be a vicious brawler in there! We will find out who walks out champion on our next show!
WINNER: GERITOL GRANNY
Kenzi Grey (6) vs. Awesome Amazon (7)
Singles Match (Action Star Division)
Domino: Let me start off right now by saying that I don’t know why Pride continues to put a spotlight on Kenzi Grey…the tramp is HORRIBLE in the ring!
Kris Craven: That is debatable Dom, but if I were to guess…it comes down to viewership. Pride is trying to draw in that LAW audience!
Domino: Whatever!
Kris Craven: Hate it or love it…let’s get to the ring!
Kat made the announcements as the crowd cheered.
Kat Morgan: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall! On her way to the ring, weighing in at 126 pounds, from Seattle, Washington, Kenzi Grey!!!
"Suffocate" by Cold plays as Kenzi comes out and runs to the ring as the fans cheer. She stops at ringside as she notices Oni sitting in the front row, watching on dispassionately. Kenzi flips Oni off and gets into the ring, ready for a fight.
Kris Craven: Kenzi is fired up here!
Domino: She’d better be glad that Oni is seeing her at ringside instead of in the parking lot! She might run her down like she did her mother!
Kris Craven: There is no proof that Oni did that. However, Oni did agree to take a lie detector test if Kenzi managed to win this match today!
Kenzi continued to glare at Oni as she tested the ropes and Kat announced her opponent.
Kat Morgan: And her opponent, weighing in at 176 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Awesome Amazon!!!
"The Battle Dirge" by Warriors of Light plays as the lights focus on the entrance way. A tremendous explosion erupts and The Awesome Amazon walks out with Joanna Tarzanna by her side.
Kris Craven: WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! That was Kenzi’s tag team partner last week!
Domino: Correction, that was the woman that cost her the tag team titles last week!
Kris Craven: Come on! Joanna was blinded at ringside and she hit Kenzi by accident!
Domino: Well, when Kenzi hit Joanna after the match, that was no accident!
Kris Craven: Sure wasn’t…but Violet was in her ear after the match, egging her on! That woman is a manipulator and she’s the reason that there is a rift between Kenzi and Joanna…two women that will fight one another tomorrow night at LAW QOTR!
Amazon and Joanna raise their fists to the crowd together as the fans cheer. Joanna clapped as Amazon sprints down the aisle and down to ringside. She runs around the ring, finally sliding inside and violently shaking the ring ropes. Kenzi glares at the woman and then climbs the corner, throwing up her arms as she inspires the crowd, then jumps down. Awesome Amazon grabs the ring ropes and shakes them furiously as she roars!
Domino: This is a serious mismatch Kris! No way Kenzi overcomes the size and power of a fully grown man!
Kris Craven: Dom…last time…Amazon is a woman!
Domino: I have it on good authority from the girls in the locker room that Amazon always leaves the toilet seat up!
(ding, ding, ding)
Kris Craven: Kenzi charges at Amazon with a clothesline, but it barely moves the massive woman. She bounces off the ropes again and hits the clothesline, but Amazon is unfazed! She bounces off the ropes for momentum one more time!
Domino: OH! WHAT A SHOT!!
Kris Craven: KOPPO KICK ON KENZI! That turned her inside out!
Outside the ring, Joanna claps and cheers.
Domino: Why is Joanna cheering on a woman beater?!
Kris Craven: Joanna tried to make peace with Kenzi all week…but she was having none of it. She insulted Joanna and now she is dealing with the consequences!
Outside in the crowd, Oni seems more interested in her nails than what is going on inside the ring.
Kris Craven: Amazon pounds Kenzi with a flurry of blows, then mounts the top rope as she waits for her to recover! WOW! Flying Tomahawk by Awesome Amazon sends Kenzi down to the mat again! Total control here! Amazon drags Kenzi to her feet…
Domino: OH! SHE HAS HER UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! THIS COULD BE ALL OVER!!
Kris Craven: On HER shoulders Dom! This might be the Fall From Olympus!!
Kenzi, sensing the finish, managed to scoot off the woman’s broad shoulders and get behind her.
Kris Craven: KENZI HAS THE SLEEPER LOCKED IN! WHAT A REVERSAL!
Latara Blackfeather asks Amazon if she quits…
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Amazon is fighting the hold…
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Kris Craven: Amazon drops down to one knee…she’s fading! The referee is lifting the arm and it drops down heavy at her side. Amazon might be out here!
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Kenzi tightens the hold and the referee lifts the arm of Amazon and it falls again as the fans stand ready for the end…
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Kris Craven: If that arm drops one more time, this is over!
Amazon’s massive arm is raised again and it falls…but only for a few inches as Amazon begins to fight the hold shaking as she calls on the power of the Amazon Nation.
Kris Craven: SHE’S FIGHTING IT!!
Amazon fights to her feet and manages to back hard into the turnbuckles, crushing Kenzi in the process. Kenzi screams in pain as she staggers out of the corner holding her back.
Kris Craven: OH MY GOD!! WHAT POWER!!
Amazon lifts Kenzi over her head with a gorilla press, then drops her across her shoulders as “Amazon” chants start.
Domino: Amazon is walking around like he’s carrying a small child! Yeah…I said it…HE!
Kris Craven: FALL FROM OLYMPUS!! SHE JUST HURLED HER TO THE MAT WITH THAT SPINNING TORNADO SLAM!! SHE HAS TO BE OUT!!
Amazon covers Kenzi and the referee starts the count…
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Domino: You can count to a hundred…she aint getting up!
Kat announced the winner as Amazon rolled out of the ring to celebrate with Joanna.
Kat Morgan: Here is your winner by pinfall…AWESOME AMAZON!!
WINNER: AWESOME AMAZON
Kris Craven: Tough break for Kenzi there…but Amazon was just too strong. You have to wonder if Joanna has the edge over her after this crushing loss. Where is her head going to be at tomorrow night?
As Amazon and Joanna head to the back, Oni finally stops looking bored as she hops the barricade. Security runs over to stop her, but the man gets a vicious elbow to the face that puts him down.
Kris Craven: HEY! WHAT IS THIS?!!
A second member of security runs out, and they get similar treatment from the LAW star. The fans boo loudly as Oni walks up to Kat, snatches the microphone from her hand and pie-faces the announcer down to the floor.
Domino: I think I am starting to like this woman!
Oni rolls into the ring, kneeling over Kenzi as she struggles to get up. Oni shakes her head, pushing Kenzi back down to the mat and stepping on her back to hold her down.
Oni Kymiku: Well…I guess I don’t have to worry about taking that lie detector test tomorrow.
The fans booed as Oni looked out at the crowd and grinned viciously. She turned her attention back to Kenzi.
Oni Kymiku: So…I guess there is no REAL reason that you even need to go to The Queen of the Ring!
Oni dropped the microphone as she yanked Kenzi up by her hair and set her up for the Oni Driver as the fans screamed.
Kris Craven: OH MY GOD!! SHE’S GOING TO BREAK HER NECK!!
The fans cheer as Joanna and Amazon charge back into the ring. Oni lets Kenzi go as Joanna rushes in at the LAW Title #1 contender. Oni ducks the clothesline attempt, even as Amazon charges right in behind her.
Kris Craven: HOLY SHIT!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!! LUCKY SHOT!!!
Oni blasts Amazon right in the face with a flying bicycle knee as she attempted to spear her. Oni rolled out of the ring just as Joanna came after her. Oni backed away…laughing as she pretended to grab her breasts and bounce them up and down.
Kris Craven: That was a DIRECT message to Fujiko Mine! She just used Fujiko’s finisher on Awesome Amazon!!
Domino: Kris…I think I REALLY like this woman now!
Inside the ring, Joanna kneeled beside Amazon, trying to help her as Kenzi sat in the corner, not knowing what to do.
Kris Craven: I don’t know about you…but I am going to be front and center for Queen of the Ring tomorrow night!
Domino: You’d be a fucking fool to miss it!
Kris Craven: Folks, that is going to do it for us here. We will see you next week with a HUGE title match and a whole lot more! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!
