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Post by Publicist on Apr 1, 2019 16:56:56 GMT -5
Welcome to ‘Hard Knockers: Cincinnati Hit Girls’ Our cameras have been given unprecedented access to the lives of the players and coaches of the e-LFL Hit Girls, a 4th year team entering season 6 and looking for their very first play off berth. Historically the franchise finished at the bottom of its respective division; Conference X Gold with a record of 4-12-0 in season 3 and 5-11-0 in season 4. Season 5 brought a new scheme and new faces to the team, spurring on a late season rally of 4 consecutive wins that brought them to within an eyelash of making the playoffs, ending the season with a record of 8-8-0.
EPISODE 1: SHOW ME THE MONEYWith new resolve and focus, the Hit Girls are primed to make a run into the post season for the very first time in team history. However, not all the cogs in the wheel that brought success last season are so eager to turn in Cincy. One player in particular was central to the team’s success last season, but has yet to resign…making those in the front office very nervous…
The scene opens in the office of the team’s General Manager, Sidney Grey. The woman is seconded by the masked Special Team’s Coach, Generic Heel as they pour through the team’s budget for the upcoming season. They come to the file of the one player that has been the center of attention during the off season.
“Amira Kassouri still hasn’t resigned with the team and the season deadline is right around the corner! If this team is going to have any hope of making it to the playoffs, we are going to need our star running back!”
Generic Heel put his hands on his ample hips, giving Sid a bit of a shrug.
“Well, if she doesn’t resign, maybe we can get Crowthorne back…or maybe even have Angie Vaughn take the position. I’m sure we can have her take the lead out of her shoes. That should make her much faster!”
“CAN YOU BE SERIOUS?! Amira was the 'Rookie of the Year' last season! She was ‘Player of the Game’ 9 times! We need to do whatever it takes to resign her!”
“But with what money? We are almost at the salary cap. She wants more money, and right now there just isn’t enough. Of course…there may be other options.”
Sidney looked at GH, hopeful that he might have a plan that might keep Amira in Cincy red and white. GH began to rub his rotund frame, making the fat beneath his shirt jiggle and gyrate.
“I know it’s bad to fraternize with the players, but I am willing to make a sacrifice for the greater good of the team. I will seduce her…then she will resign under cost. Of course, then I am sure the other women on the team will become jealous, but they have all agreed to resign, so that should be no problem.”
Sid rolled her eyes in irritation.
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SIDNEY GREY CONFESSIONAL
The scene transitioned to the General Manager sitting alone with a plain white background behind her. Only the voice of show narrator F. Alexander Quinn could be heard as he spoke to her off screen.“Ms. Grey, how important do you think Amira Kassouri is to this team this upcoming season? Let’s be honest, she is only one player on the roster. It’s it possible that she is replaceable, just like your Special Team’s coach said?”
“Generic Heel is a generic idiot! Amira carried this team on her back last season, not that there weren’t great performances from other players, but Cincy struck gold with AK47. 9 times she was player of the game and she was arguably the top running back in the league. No! Our team can’t afford to let her get signed by another franchise, no matter what it takes!”
"We all heard rumors that the team was going to be purchased by Lisa Seldon, who has very good relationship with Amira. It stands to reason that if that rumor is true, money may not be an issue. Can you address that rumor?"
"I cannot address any rumors concerning the sale of the team to Ms. Seldon or anyone else, that is above my paygrade. However, what I can address is the fact that the deadline is looming and our team needs to find a way to give Amira the incentive to stay a Hit Girl!"
“Well, if the issue is money, what are your options?”
“Well, we have offered her endorsement deals that stand to net her quite a bit of money, but she has rejected those offers. Right now, we are actually looking at cutting one of our players and replacing her with someone from the second string, or possibly bringing in someone from the outside that we can sign to a one-year deal that will keep us under the cap.”
“May I ask; who’s on the chopping block?”
The scene cut back to Sid’s office…
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Sid and GH stared at the corkboard on her wall, both wearing a somber look on their faces.
“Are you sure about this?”
Sid shrugged her shoulders, clearly not happy with having to make the decision.
“I don’t want to let anyone go, but we need money and that one isn’t pulling her weight. Over 105 yards in penalties…we have to consider cutting her loose.”
The camera panned over to the board where the picture of the player in question was pinned…
GH gave a forlorn nod of his head. He understood, even if he didn’t want to move forward.
“Okay boss…”
NEXT TIME ON 'HARD KNOCKERS'
Maxine Ball battles for her spot on the team while management tests the waters of free agency in an effort to stay under the salary cap and resign Amira.
Rumors start to swirl in the locker room after a respected veteran player begins a very curious shower routine.
A 'friendly' scrimmage between the Hit Girls and the Tenochtitlan Quetzalcoatl turns nasty as the season gets closer. |
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Post by Publicist on Apr 14, 2019 14:38:11 GMT -5
Welcome to ‘Hard Knockers: Cincinnati Hit Girls’ Our cameras have been given unprecedented access to the lives of the players and coaches of the e-LFL Hit Girls, a 4th year team entering season 6 and looking for their very first play off berth. Historically the franchise finished at the bottom of its respective division; Conference X Gold with a record of 4-12-0 in season 3 and 5-11-0 in season 4. Season 5 brought a new scheme and new faces to the team, spurring on a late season rally of 4 consecutive wins that brought them to within an eyelash of making the playoffs, ending the season with a record of 8-8-0.
EPISODE 2: THE DEEPEST CUTWith the trade deadline looming, management struggles to re-sign their breakout rookie performer Amira Kassouri as she holds out for a big money deal. Behind the scenes, the team has been looking to off-load Maxine Ball, a first-year player who had a season riddled with penalties. This doesn’t sit well with many team members, particularly second string player, Bobbi London, Ball’s best friend and wrestling partner.
 
“Heel, have we heard from Amira yet? I thought you were going to seduce her?”
“I’m still working on it! She’s been playing hard to get…but I know it is all just a ploy on her part. Who would not want to be with a specimen like me?”
GH runs his hands down his rotund frame and Sidney actually turns away and covers her mouth to keep from getting ill. The pair watch the field as Maxine misses another block and Kenzi Lacklan, the team’s quarterback is turned inside out by a blitzing Vita Valenteen. Kenzi seems shaken up and tempers flare as Maxine takes exception and blindsides Vita. A bench clearing brawl erupts and Sidney slams down her playbook and grabs GH.
“THAT’S IT! GET RID OF HER! WE ARE BAD ENOUGH WITHOUT ALL THE STUPID PENALTIES!”
“But we still don’t have a replacement!”
“I’ll find one myself! Send Max to my office after they get cleaned up, I’ll cut her myself!”
GH nervously scratches his chin underneath his mask as he watches as team officials attempt to pull the brawling players away from one another.
SIDNEY GREY CONFESSIONAL
The scene transitioned to the General Manager sitting alone in her office, only the voice of F. Alexander Quinn can be heard.“Ms. Grey, it looks like that was the last straw for Maxine Ball out there today. What will be your plans now that the team has decided to release her?”
“The pool of available talent at the lineman position hasn’t been as deep as we hoped, but the reality of this situation is that it is NOT cheaper to keep her. Releasing Max will free up some much needed money that we can use to meet Amira’s demands. I hate to cut anyone and I know a lot of the girls will be upset, but this sport is about wins and losses and we can’t risk throwing good money after bad.”
"How will you replace Maxine, if free agency hasn’t been an option?"
“Bobbi London has been impressive coming off the bench, so we will move her up into Max’s spot.”
"I can’t imagine that will sit well with either of them, seeing as how they are the best of friends."
"Well, the ‘F’ in LFL doesn’t stand for friends! I’m sure that neither of them will be happy, but this is a business, not a social club!"
The scene cuts to the locker room area…
Generic Heel knocks on the door, then loosely covers his eyes with his hand as he walks into the locker room.
“Girls, please hide your tatas…unless they are for me, your Generic papa! I have a message from the GM!”
GH enters the locker room and is immediately punched in the stomach by Coda. The breath leaves the man’s lungs as he staggers back outside as his eyes bulge from behind his generic mask.
“O-Okay…this wa-was probably not a-a good time. Just t-tell Max to s-see Sid, okay?”
Coda gives a curt response in Japanese.
“豚!”
The word [PIG!] is translated as she slams the door and he waves, still struggling to catch his breath.
“Not t-tonight…I’m b-busy.”
The scene switches inside the locker room as the girls stand around looking at one another, wondering why Sidney wants to see Max. ‘The Bubblegum Bombshell’ and best player in the LFL, Roxy Cotton laughs as she looks into the mirror on her locker, applying her lipstick.
“Don’t be stupid! We all know that Max is getting fired! She was terrible last season and pretty much the reason why we didn’t make the playoffs. Good riddance!”
Bobbi London, the big-boned Aussie charges over with nothing but a towel wrapped around her hair. Her body is nothing but a large mass of pixels taking up most of the screen. Roxy’s face twists into a mass of disgust as she pulls out a hair brush, ready to defend herself.
“ROXY, YOU STUPID BLOODY PISSANT! MAXIE IS ONE OF US! WE CAN’T LET KENZ’S MUM SHITCAN ‘ER!”
Bobbi turns around, looking at the rest of the girls. Her eyes plead for them to back her up, but nearly everyone hides their eyes as they are assaulted by her nakedness and the viewers are only spared by an ever-moving and expanding mass of pixilation.
“Come on! Don’t tell me you sheilas are all gonna just let this ‘appen! Maxie is our mate…we’s a bloody team…a family! They won’t fire ‘er if we all volunteer to quit!”
Murmurs fill the locker room, but no one is ready to quite go that far. Finally, Bobbi throws her arms up in frustration and storms off.
“Yous cunts should all be ashamed if yerselves!”
The locker room is silent for a few moments, until Angie Vaughn walks out of the shower area dripping wet, but still wearing her complete uniform. As she sees the camera she awkwardly begins to cover herself, despite not being naked at all.
“GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF HERE! ARE YOU CRAXY?”
Angie shoos the camera out of the area as everyone watches on, shaking their heads collectively.
The scene opened in the General Manager’s office as Sidney Grey sat across from Maxine. The large woman’s demeanor was sullen as she knew the ax that had been swinging above her head all through the offseason was about to fall.
“Maxine, you know that we appreciate everything you have done here in Cincinnati, but the fact of the matter is that we cannot afford to keep you. All of the penalties last season and the fight today with the Q, it’s all just too much and we have to cut the cord. I’m sorry.
Max wrings her large hands nervously and seems to be on the verge of saying something in her defense, but the door bursts open and the STILL pixilated frame of Bobbi London comes into the office. The upset Aussie slams her fist into the table, sending water droplets flying in all directions.
“Ms. Grey! What yous doing to me mate ‘ere is wrong…IT’S BLOODY WRONG!”
Sidney covers her eyes to spare herself, as best she can, from Bobbi’s nudity, along with Max. The only one who seems to enjoy it is GH as he grins broadly beneath his luchador mask.
“Bobbi…this is HIGHLY inappropriate! The deal is done and Max has been released. That’s the end of it!”
Bobbi looked at Max and then back to Sid, horrified that she was about to be separated from her best friend.
“IF SHE GOES…SO DO I!”
“You can’t go, you have a contract and you’ll be taking her spot this season. Now…get out of my office, and put on some goddamn clothes!”
Bobbi stood there shaking her head, unable to believe what she just heard. She stomps her wet foot on the floor with a hard slap.
“NO! I BLOODY WELL WON’T DO IT! I FUCKING BLOODY WELL WON’T!”
Before Sidney can respond, there is a knock at the door and Vinnie Lane walks in.
“Dude! I’m sorry about all the poop on the Cincy logo outside the visitor’s locker room. I’m pretty sure it was Claire…that was like the biggest dump I ever saw! OH! Hey Bobbi…errr…you know you’re naked, right?”
Bobbi looked at the owner of the Quetzal, then grabs him by his shoulders, shaking him violently.
“WILL YOU SIGN MAXIE AND ME TO THE Q?!”
Vinnie looks confused for a moment then he looks over at Sid who gave a subtle shrug. Vinnie looks back at Bobbi and at Max.
“I mean, if you’re available dudes. I’d have to talk money with Kenzi’s mom and stuff.”
Bobbi through her arms around Vinnie, lifting him off his feet. He winced in pain.
“OW!! Yeah Dude, you can come, but you have to wear clothes…no exceptions!”
Sidney sits back in her seat, looking at GH as she rubbed her hands together at the implication of getting a deal done that would free up even more salary cap money.
SIDNEY GREY CONFESSIONAL
Sidney Grey seemed positively giddy as FAQ questioned her about the team’s latest transactions.
“It looks like everything worked out today, more or less.”
“Yes! Yes it did! Those two morons are The Q’s problem now, not ours! With the money that was freed up in that deal, we were able to meet Amira’s demands and she should be in Cincy red and white for season 6!”
"That’s great news, but what does that mean for your line? You don’t have Maxine or Bobbi now. What will you do?"
“Well…I got a call earlier from our team owner and I have been informed that we have a new signee…as well as a new head coach who’ll both be arriving in town today! Honestly, I can hardly wait!"
The scene cuts outside the arena…
Roxy Cotton, Kenzi Lacklan, and Angie Vaughn are walking together, discussing the events of the day…but it’s clear that Roxy and Kenzi are more interested in something else.
“I can’t believe that Sid let Max and Bobbi go! That was totes craxy, right?”
The two women look at one another and then at their tall, leggy friend.
“Errrr…Ang…that wasn’t the craziest thing we saw today. Since when did you start showering in all of your clothes?”
“Yeah bb, what’s wrong? Is all that cat dander making you breakout?”
Angie frowned, looking at both of her friends in turn.
“NO! Cat dander is great for your skin silly!”
“Well, why are you showering with your…OW!”
Kenzi yells as Roxy socks her in the arm.
“KENZI, LOOK AT THIS SHIT!”
The three girls stop in their tracks as they see a man who is very familiar to all of them. A stocky man with a tight-fitting suit and a brightly colored tie. The afternoon sun glints off of his bald head, but his eyes are shielded by his ever-present sunglasses.
“What in the fuck is Johnny Bonecrusher doing here?!”
Behind him, his charge, the Japanese madman Hide Yamazaki follows and Kenzi’s eyes grow even wider. Roxy put her hand on Kenzi’s shoulder and gave it a squeeze.
“I hope they aren’t here to chain you to another stretcher!”
Kenzi brushes her hand off in a mixture of anger and frustration.
“That was Lenore!”
“Guys…who is THAT?!”
Two more people exit the car, the French star Le Borde Dieu and a large woman, at least six feet tall and 200 pounds.
“Hey! Did you guys hear?”
The three turn around as AMC walks over, chugging down an Amoora shake. She wipes away the milk mustache as she lets out a gasp of satisfaction.
“We are getting a new player, another French girl…Victoire Belanger and a new coach…”
“COACH!!” the three women scream in unison as they let out a collective scream and the scene fades into the closing credits…
NEXT TIME ON 'HARD KNOCKERS'
Amira returns to the team after ending her holdout, but she finds winning back the team’s trust to be an uphill battle…especially after they learn of all the concessions that were made to meet her demands.
Maxine and Bobbi return to Cincy, but this time in the colors of the Tenochtitlan Quetzalcoatl and looking to leave their mark on their former teammates.
The team’s new coach immediately starts making life difficult for the Cool Kids.
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Post by Publicist on May 19, 2019 14:29:47 GMT -5
Welcome to ‘Hard Knockers: Cincinnati Hit Girls’ Our cameras have been given unprecedented access to the lives of the players and coaches of the e-LFL Hit Girls, a 4th year team entering season 6 and looking for their very first play off berth. Historically the franchise finished at the bottom of its respective division; Conference X Gold with a record of 4-12-0 in season 3 and 5-11-0 in season 4. Season 5 brought a new scheme and new faces to the team, spurring on a late season rally of 4 consecutive wins that brought them to within an eyelash of making the playoffs, ending the season with a record of 8-8-0.
EPISODE 3: THE MOTHER OF ALL MELTDOWNSTwo games into the new LFL season and the Hit Girls find themselves in unfamiliar territory, undefeated and heading into Baltimore to face the top scoring team in the league. Tensions are running high in the locker room leading up to this huge game, but its tensions off the field that are threatening to send the team into a tailspin.
Team practice had seen an escalation of bickering from girls like Roxy Cotton, complaining about the number of targets she’d received or Angie Vaughn obsessing over holes drilled into the walls of the shower, but trouble between two others eclipsed them all. The previous week, a personal issue between Bord de Dieu and Lacklan began to spiral out of control when animosity between the two boiled over.
Lacklan took exception to Bord de Dieu not calling her by her married name and they nearly came to blows in the training room. During practice, things escalated when Lacklan threw and errant pass and hit Bord de Dieu in the back of the helmet. The team coaches were forced to defuse the situation while contending with the looming threat of the biggest game of the season right around the corner.
SIDNEY GREY CONFESSIONAL
The scene transitioned to the General Manager sitting alone in her office, only the voice of F. Alexander Quinn can be heard.“Ms. Grey, it must be difficult for you since you are caught in the middle of things. You essentially work for the woman who has a huge issue with your daughter, who happens to play for the team your boss owns. I know that is confusing, but that is the situation you find yourself in.”
“Look, it’s probably not common knowledge that Bord de Dieu actually owns the team, but to answer your question, I am trapped between a rock and a hard place here! I have to worry about keeping this team together and not allow personal feelings to cloud my judgement. If there is one thing I can be thankful of, it’s the fact that she hasn’t demanded that I take any kind of official action in this feud of theirs.”
"Can you go a bit deeper on what the issue is between the two of them?"
“The long and the short of it is that my daughter is married to her step-child and she has a huge problem with that for religious reasons. There are other matters between them as well, but that’s family business and I don’t want to get into any of that here.”
"What are your feelings about your daughter’s same sex relationship? I know you have been very vocal in the past."
"I don’t agree with it, but I have to be honest…she seems happy and she’s already be married for longer than most everyone I know. I don’t know what either of them expect to come out of their union, but maybe what they have is enough. What they do off the field is family business. What is going on right here in the arena? That’s Cincy Hit Girl business and I am just trying to hold the team together."
The scene cuts to the locker room area…
 
17 May 2019The scene cuts to Baltimore for the week 3 game between The Hit Girls and The Bombshells. With the score tied, 24 all in overtime, the Hit Girls find themselves set up near scoring position after a blistering return by Trixie. Two botched plays leave them on the edge of comfortable field goal range, given Angie Vaughn’s struggles beyond 30 yards. The hostile Baltimore crowd cheers on their home team as Sidney, Generic Heel, and Johnny Bonecrusher pace the sidelines, yelling out encouragement as they girls huddle up on third down, just looking to gain an extra few yards.
Lacklan gets the play called and the team gets up to the line. As she calls for the ball, the two teams crash into one another at the line, but one defender blows pass Bord de Dieu and creams the quarterback just as she sends the ball sailing into the stands. The body on body sound is only drowned out by the panicked cry of Sarah Lacklan and the jubilant fans watching on.
On the sidelines, Johnny tosses down his headset and stomps on it as the Bombshells celebrate the huge play. Lacklan is left dazed from the blindside hit and most of the players rush to check on her, with the notable exception of her mother-in-law.
The team microphone picks up what happens next as cameras get a view of the action from the sidelines…
“DAMNIT!”
Kenzi Lacklan gets off the turf, angrily pushing aside her teammates as she rushes after Bord de Dieu.
“I FUCKING TOLD YOU, BITCH! I SAID IF YOU MISSED ONE MORE BLOCKING ASSIGNMENT, I-”
Lacklan was ushered off the field as time ran down and the Generic Heel was forced to send out the field goal unit. Everyone in the arena held their breath for the final kick by Vaughn, except for Lacklan who was still fuming and cursing on the side lines.
The ball was hiked to Honey Smith, who then held it for Vaughn. The World Champion kicked and the ball sailed through the uprights, putting the game out of reach for the opponents and taking the air out of the Baltimore arena. The girls were cheering, jumping up and down and exchanging high fives, all except Bord de Dieu, who simply straightened and started walking off the field, but Lacklan was hot on her heels.
"Oh NO you don't, Mom! I am gonna-"
Bord de Dieu whirled around and took a step forward, getting right in her daughter-in-law’s face.
“You will WHAT, Grey? Cry? Whine? Complain? Manipulate until you get another opportunity you did not earn? Marry into a NAME you did not earn?!”
Lacklan slowly reached up and removed her helmet, moving her head so as to allow her braids to find freedom at her shoulders.
“...say my name…”
“...Gris…”
Lacklan doesn’t respond to Bord de Dieu’s French pronunciation of her maiden name, but that doesn’t stop the woman from getting closer and saying it in English this time.
“...Grey…”
Lacklan stepped forward angrily, getting right into the other’s face.
“You’re gonna be saying ‘Mocha’ before too long.”
The women are almost only a foot or two away from one another before the celebrating players noticed that there was a problem.
“Over my dead body, Grey!”
“I wouldn’t mind, bitch! SAY MY NAME!”
Bord de Dieu stepped closer to meet her.
“I promise you, Grey...I PROMISE you…If you DARE to try to MUDDY my husband’s blood with what YOU are, I PROMISE that I will RIP IT OUT MYSELF!”
The sound of shot is enough to get the attention of everyone in the arena as Lacklan hauls off and hits Bord de Dieu with her helmet. The first shot stunned her, but the second and third sent her crumbling to the turf. Lacklan ripped off the woman’s helmet, exposing her bloodied face as she pulled her to her feet and punching her in the face over and over as the bench cleared and the entire team struggled to pull them apart.
Johnny Bonecrusher was there, holding her back, the squat man’s strength still present years after his retirement. Roxy Cotton woman was also trying to keep Lacklan back. The field was chaos. People screaming. Phones out, recording and taking pictures. Red and white uniforms, players, cheer squad, support staff, filled the space between them, keeping them apart. From the sideline, Sarah Lacklan was frantic, her eyes filled with a mixture of anger, confusion, and hurt.
The Coach managed to get Bord de Dieu and half carried, half drug her away as the rest of the team did all that they could to stop Lacklan from getting to her again. The entire arena was up in arms and filming the incident, marring the biggest team win in history…but immortalizing it for all to see.
The final scene sees Lackan pulled to the sidelines by Cotton and her wife and Bord de Dieu, a screaming and bloodied banshee all swinging fists and claws being pulled into the locker room by the coaches and Angie Vaughn.
Coach Heel, the man in the mask. Vaughn was there, too, separated from her friends by the sea of bodies. Eyes dazed, she did not realize she was being pulled away from the scene until she was already halfway toward the locker room and away from the field.
Aveline screams in fury as she is ushered into the locker room, and her hands fly, looking to gain purchase on anything. Hands alternating between fists and open fingers curled into claws, she catches Heel’s mask, pulling it halfway off, and a sickening thud accompanies a fist finding Angie’s right eye. But the two, both bigger and stronger than her, particularly the surprisingly solid Heel, are able to pull her all the way down the ramp and to the benches and lockers of the room’s proper, before she is able to wrench from of them.
“Je vais tuer la chienne noire!”
[I'm going to kill the black dog!] is translated on the screen as the scene fades...
 ROXY COTTON CONFESSIONAL "Ms. Cotton, you were out there in the thick of things, can you tell us what you saw?""Kenzi was like way meaner and stronger than I've ever seen. Like, I'm usually the way stronger one, especially since I started this new spin class? Kenzi never wants to go so her legs are like basically rubber bands, but when she went after Ava I could barely hold her back! I had to grab her braids and... well... a few came out!"
Roxy snorted with a devious look on her face.
"Shhhhhh! Don't tell Sarah, but I finally got to touch Kenzi's hair."
The scene faded as Roxy held up a few of Kenzi's torn braids...
AMC CONFESSIONAL The scene transitioned to the Hit Girls Superstar player sitting alone in the GM’s office, only the voice of F. Alexander Quinn can be heard.
“So AMC you were right in the thick of things when Kenzi and Bordy got into there altercation. Can you tell us what happened from your point of view?”
AMC shakes her head.
“Kenzi being Kenzi as usual. Don’t get me wrong I love Kenzi and if not for Blissy and Sarah me and Kenzi would be the ultimate power couple but damn is that girl stubborn. I mean starting fights during the game? Come on Kenzi!!!”
“Are you saying Kenzi started that fight?”
AMC shakes her head again.
“From what I saw Kenzi attacked Bordy for no reason and got bloodied up for her trouble. Although that may of been a errant punch from Honey but I’m not sure but what I am sure about is the fact Kenzi marred what should of been a joyous day all because she is jelly or something of Bordy."
“Do you think the team can get past this? How will this affect the team going forward?”
“All I know is if those two start fighting again and it cost us a game I will stomp a bitch. Save that shit for the locker room where it won’t affect the game or end up on TMZ making HitGirls the butt of jokes on late night TV. Although I will admit to laughing at Saturday Night Live's reenactment of the fight. That dude playing Kenzi was funny as hell.”
The scene fades...
CINCINNATI TEAM LOCKER ROOM
Post Game
The next scene shows "The #1 Coach" Johnny Bonecrusher sitting in a chair with his head in both hands.
"..."
Underneath his hands, you can see him gritting his teeth. He admits a faint sound not unlike a tea kettle about to go off. He then tears his hands away from his head and immediately sits upright.
"WHY! WHY do these things only happen to me? Why can't things go according to plan?? why can't they just get along for the better good of Team Johnny??? This is a nightmare. This is a nightmare!!!"
He then grabs his face with both hands and growls in agony. Then he stops..
"Wait, what was the question?"
The camera pans over to the team's General Manager, Sidney Grey. The woman wears a dire scowl on her surgically lifted face.
"I said...we need to prepare for the worst after this! Our starting quarterback just committed aggravated assault against the team owner on live television! There's going to be problems Johnny...there's going to be BIG GODDAMN PROBLEMS!"
The scene faded...
NEXT TIME ON 'HARD KNOCKERS'
Tensions run high heading into the next game as the coaches and players prepare for firings in the wake of the post game fight.
Media scrutiny intensifies as the Hit Girls return home and prepare to face one of their top conference rivals amidst a tidal wave of negativity and in-fighting that threatens to tear the team apart.
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