Post by Publicist on Aug 15, 2015 10:41:59 GMT -5
The cameras centered on the announce booth as Kris Craven and Domino started the show.
Kris Craven: Good evening everyone and welcome to A-List Championship Wrestling! I am Kris “The Crippler” Craven and my lovely partner is crime is none other than Domino!
Domino repositioned her headset as she smiled.
Domino: Thank you Kris…and you look…acceptable.
Kris Craven: Thank you…I think. Anyway folks, we have a HUGE night of action for you! There is tag team action to start the show, two new debut stars, a ton of singles matches…and a tag team championship match!
Domino: It is a great night of action, but I have a HUGE problem with the booking of that main event Kris, but we’ll get to that soon enough!
Kris Craven: Fair enough Dom…so let’s get to the action that took place earlier in the night!
The pair turned to the monitor as the first match of the night was displayed…
Eastern Thunder vs. Lethal Combination (2) vs. Southern Hospitality vs. Sugar Bomb Covergirls
Over the Top Tornado Tag Team Battle Royal
Kris Craven: This match would be to determine seeding of our Co-Star division and it was a doozy! They all knew what they were fighting for and they left it all in the ring!
Domino: Technically, only one team left it in the ring. They rest were eliminated on the floor at ringside!
Kris Craven: True enough! Southern Hospitality was the first team eliminated when Autumn managed to send both members over the top with a double clothesline. The Sugar Bomb Covergirls seemed to be on a roll until Eastern Thunder was able to eliminate Kandi when she tried one too many high-risk maneuvers!
Domino: Served the little freak right! Trolls have no place in the ring…so the egg fu yung twins tossed her little ass out of it!
Kris Craven: Rude Dom, but yes…that left us with two teams as Eastern Thunder and Lethal Combination battled it out for the win! The technical wizardry and tag team chemistry was incredible from the Soone twins, but in the end it was raw power that won out as Deidra softened up Fukumi with a series of abdominal punches and send her over the top!
Domino: Lethal Combination moved up the ranks in impressive fashion as they became the official #2 team in the division.
Kris Craven: That rounded out the seeding for the Co-Stars division, but there was still a lot more action left!
WINNERS: LETHAL COMBINATION
Cindy Warren vs. Toni Craven
Singles Match (Action Star Division)
Kris Craven: This next match featured a new comer to ALCW as she took on one half of the #1 contenders for the Co-Stars title!
Domino: “The Nurse” Cindy Warren came into ALCW looking to check her opponent into ICU!
Kris Craven: This was a great back and forth battle. Neither woman seemed to have the advantage until Melody Williams came down to ringside. Toni was distracted by the newcomer and Cindy capitalized with a bridging Northern Lights Suplex that stunned her opponent. XTC hit the ring, but Cindy bailed out, backing off as she secured her first win in ALCW!
Domino: She kept her focus and stole a win thanks to Melody…but I doubt she’ll get that lucky again!
Kris Craven: Cindy might be a force out there, so I wouldn’t go there if I were you Dom. But the real question here was why was Melody out there at all? Looking to get under the skin of Sistha-Hood before her match with XTC?
Domino: Seems like a sound strat to me…but playing games with Sistah-Hood is bad for your health!
WINNER: CINDY WARREN
Melody Williams vs. XTC
Singles Match (Action Star Division)
Kris Craven: The second debut of the night put Melody up against XTC. Sistah-Hood was looking for a bit of payback after Toni lost her match to Cindy. It was clear from the start that this match wasn’t going to go down like Melody hoped after her earlier ‘interference.’ Toni prowled the ring as Melody tried to keep her focus on the match, but she decided to call it quits early as she left the ring after the bell rung…deciding that discretion was the better part of valor.
Domino: She made the right choice Kris, Toni and XTC were going to tear her a new ass out there! She knew it and she wanted no parts of it!
Kris Craven: Well…if you ask me, she started all of this from coming down to Toni’s match! What was all of that even about?
Domino: Stupidity?
WINNER: XTC (Count out)
Awesome Amazon (3) vs. Ms. Fortune (6)
Singles Match (Action Star Division)
Kris Craven: Fresh off an incredible performance in last week’s battle royal, Amazon was looking to continue her rise in the ranks against Ms. Fortune.
Domino: That roided up freak has yet to be called out on being a man!
Kris Craven: Amazon is a woman Dom.
Domino: How do you know that? Did you bang her?!
Kris Craven: NO! I am a happily married man!
Domino: Don’t confuse heterosexual marriage with a homosexual affair! I am on to you!
Domino pointed at Kris. He shook his head and rolled his eyes.
Kris Craven: Whatever! This match would have been a pay-per-view level event anyway you looked at it. These two fought an incredible back and forth match, even though Ms. Fortune was vastly outmatched in power. Amazon looked like she was going to take this one with her sheer durability, but Ms. Fortune pulled out all the stops as she put down the mighty Amazon with not one, not two, but THREE Fortune Falls shooting star presses!
Domino: Score one for women everywhere! She showed that a woman can beat a man, when it comes right down to it!
Kris Craven: Amazon is a woman…
Domino: Fuck you!
WINNER: MS. FORTUNE
Rexxi Raven (4) vs. Traci Connor (5)
Singles Match (Action Star Division)
Kris Craven: This was probably the most technical match of the entire night! These two women personify heart and skill in the squared circle!
Domino: I usually go out of my way to disagree, but in this case you are speaking the truth. Youngstown, Ohio taking on Yellowknife, Northwestern Territories, Canada!
Kris Craven: This match was a highlight reel of innovative moves, but in the end, only one of these amazing women could win. Traci only made one mistake, but that was all that it took for Rexxi to hit the Y-Town Plunge for the 1, 2, 3!
Domino: Why do you think she calls that move Y-Town? Does she really enjoy getting oral? Maybe she likes getting it?
Kris stared at her with his mouth hanging open.
Domino: What?
Kris Craven: Y-Town…Youngstown?
She stared back blankly at him for a moment.
Domino: She likes to go down, in her hometown?
Kris covered his face as he shook his head.
WINNER: REXXI RAVEN
“Princess” Alizé Platinum © vs. Jinx (6)
Singles Match (Action Star Division)
Kris Craven: The Action Star Champion was in action next, though the title wasn’t on the line in this one.
Domino: Nor should it be! Alizé proved that she was light years better than Jinx in the battle royal and she was about to prove it again!
Kris Craven: Well, that’s the beauty of our ranking system, Jinx might have been on the bottom, but a win could move her up quickly! Jinx started out looking for that first singles win, but Alizé was on her game tonight and she had an answer for everything Jinx threw her way.
Domino: Alizé landed the Down & Out tornado DDT and Jinx was going home winless again! All hail Princess Platinum!
Kris Craven: Alizé was impressive, yet again as she added another win to her record and came even closer to being the first to officially qualify for the ALCW Blockbuster division! Five wins and a wining record is all that is needed, and she is perfect at 2 and 0!
WINNER: ALIZE PLATINUM
Kenzi Grey (1) vs. Geritol Granny (2)
#1 Contender Singles Match (Action Star Division)
Kris Craven: This match was our scheduled main event, but it was bumped by order of our C.E.O. as she made a tag team main event. That did not diminish the importance of this match though. Kenzi’s performance last show made her the #1 contender…but that was a battle royal and she would have to fight one on one with the #2 contender to maintain that position and earn a shot at Alizé’s title!
Domino: First things first…Kenzi Grey is terrible in the ring! She should have NEVER lasted as long as she did against Alizé or the rest of the ALCW roster! Plain and simple, she got lucky…she would have to get lucky again tonight in order to maintain her position!
Kris Craven: Look, Kenzi is a bit green in the ring, but she has heart! You can’t teach that!
Domino rolled her eyes, throwing up her hands.
Domino: You can’t teach luck either and that is all she has going for her! Bottom line, I don’t care who hears this or takes offense! Grey got hired off her name and the fact that she made one lame movie! Pride wanted to get some eyes on ALCW and she allowed that disaster in our ring! Kenzi needs to go back to LAW where she can job out to Keira, Joanna, and whomever else they put her in the ring with…just get her out of here!
Kris Craven: For the record, I disagree with everything you just said, but lets get to the match! Joanna Tarzanna, from LAW, was on hand to watch this one and cheer on her partner in the main event! Kenzi seemed a bit nervous for this one, but when the bell rang she was ready to go.
Domino: Yeah, the problem was that so was Granny!
Kris Craven: This match was over quickly as Granny dominated with toughness and her punishing Old School style! Despite having a LAW cheering section in her corner, Kenzi got caught in the "Pasadena Pretzel" figure-four leglock and was forced to tap out after struggling for nearly three agonizing minutes in that brutal hold!
Domino: That just goes to show you, Kenzi is dumb! She should have forfeited this match to save herself for the main event…but she doesn’t even have half the brains of her mother…and that bitch is in a coma!
Kris Craven: Rude as ever, but I get what you are saying. Kenzi, right or wrong, was scheduled for two matches tonight, back to back. It wasn’t at all fair to her, but it would certainly favor the champions.
Domino: Our C.E.O. knows what’s best for business…and it isn’t having our tag team titles dragged on to LAW during their biggest PPV of the year!
Kris Craven: Well, regardless of the outcome of this singles match, the tag team main event is up next…and it is LIVE!
WINNER: GERITOL GRANNY
Kenzi Grey & Joanna Tarzanna (unranked) vs. Trillion Dollar Bitches ©
(Co-Stars Title Match)
As the show returned from commercial, Joanna was still in the ring attempting to help Kenzi to her feet after her grueling fight with Geritol Granny.
Kris Craven: Kenzi is up, but she is favoring that leg. Granny may have won this match for Lexi and Chantal without meaning to!
Domino: I would suspect that the C.E.O. whispered in Granny’s ear to make sure she put a little extra hurt on Kenzi!
Kris Craven: I certainly hope not, but that doesn’t change the fact that Kenzi is on one leg and the Champions are fresh!
Kat Morgan entered the ring and announced the match.
Kat Morgan: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the main event of the night! It is scheduled for one fall and it is for the ALCW Co-Stars Tag Team Championship! Currently in the ring, the team of Kenzi Grey and Joanna Tarzanna!!!
The fans cheered as Kenzi was nearly in tears as Joanna tried to help her stand.
Kat Morgan: And their opponents! Lexi Williams and Chantal DeVille…they are the current ALCW Co-Star Champions…THE TRILLION DOLLAR BITCHES!!
"I Get Money" by Lil' Kim plays as Chantal and Lexi emerge to drink in the boos from the crowd as they pat the belts around their waists. They stride down the ramp towards the ring, arrogantly jawing with the fans at ringside. They climb inside and immediately begin to laugh at Kenzi as she struggles to stand. Chantal does a seductive grind against the ropes as the male fans stand and cheer. In the opposite corner, Joanna stretches, as she gets ready for action.
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Kris Craven: It looks like Joanna is going to start this off with Chantal. The two lock up and Joanna slings Chantal across the ring like a rag doll! That girl has some serious power!
Domino: Yeah, she might be more of a man that Awesome Amazon!
Kris Craven: Chantal recovers and goes after Joanna again, but Joanna catches her and puts her down with a hard powerslam! She mounts Chantal and lands punch after punch!
The fans cheer as Lexi reaches for the tag, but her partner is too far away.
Kris Craven: Joanna is dominating this match! Those titles might be slipping further away. Joanna pulls Chantal up bounces her off the ropes and clotheslines her down hard. Joanna drinks in the cheers as she picks Chantal and goes for a bodyslam but Chantal rolls her into a pin! SHE’S HOLDING THE TIGHTS!!
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Kris Craven: KICK OUT! That was close!
Joanna complains about the tights, but that give Chantal a chance to crawl to her corner and tag out. Joanna turns around, just in time to see Lexi running at her.
Kris Craven: SAMOAN DROP!! JOANNA CAUGHT HER!!
Domino: CHEATER!! SHE’S CHEATING!!
Kris Craven: Joanna is NOT cheating! Joanna hooks the arms and flips over as she locks in Cattle Mutilation! This could be it…she could win this match all on her own!!
Latara Blackfeather asks Lexi if she quits…but she refuses…
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Joanna tightens the hold…
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Finally, Chantal charges in and stomps Joanna, just as Lexi seems ready to quit. The referee gets right in Chantal’s face as the two scream at each other.
Kris Craven: The referee is trying to get control of this one! Hey, what the hell?!!
The same man that helped Lexi and Chantal win the championship jumps out of the crowd and slides into the ring, tossing a handful of powder right in Joanna’s eyes. He is out of the ring quickly as the referee turns around and sees Lexi firing lefts and rights, driving Joanna into the corner. Joanna tries to fight blindly, but she is unable to see. The fans roar as Kenzi tags herself in.
Kris Craven: WHOA! Joanna almost hit Kenzi there! She can’t see at all!
Joanna goes to the corner, trying to clear her vision as Kenzi hobbles into the ring and Lexi is there licking her chops at the sight of the wounded girl.
Kris Craven: Lexi charges in! OH! ONE LEGGED DROP KICK BY KENZI! That stunned her!! Lexi is up…ANOTHER DROP KICK!! She only has one leg, but she is using it to perfection!!
Lexi runs to her corner and tags in Chantal.
Kris Craven: Chantal charges in, and Kenzi ducks! Chantal stops and sees her chance to hit Joanna as she tries to recover in the corner. Joanna reels, then swings blindly! Chantal takes a shot to the jaw!! Joanna connected and Chantal staggers back…KENZI HITS THE LEG LARIAT! THIS COULD BE OVER!!
Domino: NOOOOOOOOO!
Kenzi is in to for the pin…
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Chantal rakes Kenzi’s face to break the pin.
Kris Craven: So close! Chantal is up quickly as Kenzi hobbles up…Chantal shoves Kenzi back, sending her falling into the corner. OH NO!!!
Joanna swings wildly, still blinded and she hits Kenzi right in the face, dropping her to the mat. The fans can hardly believe the miscue, but Chantal doesn’t hesitate.
Kris Craven: Chantal laces Kenzi’s arms behind her, lifting her upperbody off the mat as she plants her foot on the back of her head and stomps her down to the mat! Chantal laces grabs Kenzi's arms, pulling her off the mat, then stomps on the back of her head!
Domino: CURVE STOMP! THAT’S BALL GAME!!
Chantal goes for a pin. Referee Latara Blackfeather makes the count.
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Kris Craven: I can’t believe this! Joanna and Kenzi had this won! If it wasn’t for…for…
The man who blinded Joanna gets back into the ring, pulling the bandana from his face as he holds up the hands of the Trillion Dollar Bitches!
Kris Craven: DAMN IT!! I KNOW WHO THAT IS!! THAT’S LEROY, ANGEL KASH’S BODYGUARD!! She has obviously sent him here to do her dirty work! He just cheated Joanna and Kenzi out of a victory!
Kat made the announcement as the fans booed and Joanna felt her way into the ring, still trying to clear her eyes.
Kat Morgan: Your winners…and STILL CO-STAR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…THE TRILLION DOLLAR BITCHES!!
WINNERS: TRILLION DOLLAR BITCHES
Inside the ring, Joanna seems start to get her vision back as she apologizes to Kenzi. Kenzi pulls herself up as she covers her face, unable to believe what has happened. The two women begin a loud argument as Kenzi complains about being hit and Joanna tries to explain what happened. The fans cheer as Violet walks down to the ring.
Kris Craven: VIOLET IS HERE?! I CAN'T BELEIVE IT!! The very FIRST LAW Marquee Champion!!
Domino: This fucking place is getting infested by LAW vermin! Pride better get control of this place before it becomes a dumping ground for LAW has-beens!
Kris Craven: I think Pride knows that LAW stars only boost our ratings! But still...this is a shocker!
Violet gets into the ring, pulling Kenzi aside and giving her protégé a good talking to. Kenzi seems on the verge of tears, but she listens to Violet. Before anyone can react, Kenzi hits Joanna with a standing single leg drop kick that sends the Tarzan Girl falling through the ropes and down to the floor. The fans boo as Kenzi screams at Joanna in frustration from the ring as the master manipulator, Violet eggs her on. The TDBs laugh as they back away, holding their titles up high.
Joanna gets to her feet outside, holding her face as she stares at Kenzi as Violet stands behind her. The women begin to scream at each other as they try to explain their side of things. The situation starts to get heated and security runs down and separates everyone.
Kris Craven: It was a simple mistake…all caused by Leroy! Kenzi and Joanna had this match won on their own until the interference!
Domino: Kenzi and Joanna need to go back to LAW and settle this thing at QOTR! This is ALCW and right now, tonight belongs to Angel Kash Inc. as the Trillion Dollar Bitches show why they are the best tag team out there!
Kris Craven: Well folks! That is going to do it for our show! We’ll see you all next time!
