ALCW Premiere [8 August 2015]

[The scene opened on the desk of ALCW C.E.O. Chastity Pride. The camera panned up and centered on the face of the “All American Blonde.”]

C.E.O. Pride: Hello everyone and welcome to the re-launch of A-List Championship Wrestling! While our organization is small, our competitors are larger than life and they are all ready to make an impact in this sport of professional wrestling. We hope that you all enjoy the show the show…and we hope that you will continue to tune in and support your favorites as we all continue to grow and the company continues to evolve!

[The scene faded and transitioned to the broadcast booth as Kris Craven and Domino started the show.]

Kris Craven: Hello everyone and welcome to ALCW! After a long lay off we have returned, thanks in LARGE part to our newest sponsor, The Circle Television Network!

Domino: That’s right Kris, CTN is broadcasting our shows to the world and soon ALCW will be the new standard in women’s pro-wrestling!

Kris Craven: Well, the competition is huge, but so is the heart of our performers! Speaking of which, tonight…we will crown a singles champion and a pair of tag team champions!

Domino: I can hardly wait Kris!

Kris Craven: Well, lets not keep the people waiting! The race to see who would compete for the honor of being crowned as the Co-Star Tag Team Champions began with an opening contest between the team of Eastern Thunder, Lethal Combination, and Sistah-Hood!

Domino: Yes! It was a great match! It reminded me of that scene from Menace II Society when the racist Asians were harassing the poor black kids that just wanted to buy a pack of batteries!

Kris Craven: What in the hell are you talking about?

Domino: The match…what are you talking about?

[Kris shook his head.]

Kris Craven: This match was a classic as Lethal Combination showed their power, Eastern Thunder displayed their quickness and teamwork, and Sistah-Hood…well…they showed why they have HOOD in their names! Fukuyu Soone was actually busted open at one point in the match, but she managed to rally back and hit Deidra Stone with the “Fuk You!” Air Raid Crash to secure the victory for her team.

Domino: Until the eventual winners took control of this match, you mean!

Kris Craven: XTC and Toni Craven jumped in like a pack of wild dogs and picked the bones as they tossed the other competitors out of the ring and took advantage of the carnage…securing a spot in the finals for themselves!

Domino: Well deserved I might add! But the question of who would join them still remained.

Kris Craven: That’s right Dom, and it would be another 3-way tag match featuring Southern Hospitality, versus The Trillion Dollar Bitches, and The Sugar Bomb Covergirls!

Domino: Let me say this, right off the top! The Sugar Bomb Girls need to change their name to Freak Show! A 500 pound woman and a midget as a team is the craziest thing I have ever seen!

Kris Craven: They are an odd paring, but they worked like nothing I have ever seen! These two dazzled the crowd and had the other teams on the ropes for the entire match. They were cruising to an easy victory until a man wearing an Angel Kash shirt ran in and distracted Autumn, allowing Lexi to get a roll up pin on Kandi! It was a truly heartbreaking end to a great match!

Domino: I thought it was a perfect end since I did not want to see Fatty McWhackerson and Shorty the Hoe representing ALCW! TDBs advanced and we now have ourselves a great championship final to look forward to! Sistah-Hood taking on The Trillion Dollar Bitches!

Kris Craven: And whomever that man was who came out of the crowd! No doubt it was someone hired by Angel Kash to help her former henchmen!

Domino: Sour grapes Kris! Don’t go trying to down play the fact that the TDBs are a great team!

Kris Craven: Wouldn’t dream of it, Dom!

*** Commercial Break ***

Sistah Hood vs. Trillion Dollar Bitches

Kat Morgan: This match is scheduled for one fall and it will be for the Co-Stars tag team titles! Introducing first! On their way to the ring…Sistah Hood!!!

[Toni Craven and XTC walk down the aisle, ignoring the boos and jeers from the fans. They get into the ring, readying themselves for their opponents.]

Kat Morgan: And their opponents, the team of Trillion Dollar Bitches!!!

["I Get Money" by Lil' Kim plays as Chantal and Lexi emerge and drink in the boos from the crowd. They stride down the ramp towards the ring, arrogantly jawing with the fans at ringside. The duo get in the ring…giving their opponents a bit of space. Lexi walks around the ring, glaring at the fans with distain, cursing at them as she does. XTC leans against the ropes, looking out at the fans, then rolls her eyes, giving them the finger.]

Kris Craven: Wow! Two class acts here! Looks like Lexi and XTC will be starting this one off for their respective teams.

(ding, ding, ding)

Kris Craven: XTC is looking for a fast start as she rushes after Lexi, but the woman sidesteps her, picking the leg and locks XTC in the Achilles tendon hold! XTC kicks her off and gets quickly to her feet and the two lockup. Lexi sends XTC into the turn buckles and follows her in!

Domino: SHE PUTS ON THE BREAKS!

Kris Craven: XTC spins quickly, connecting with a perfectly placed back fist on Lexi. Lexi staggered back as XTC went after her, but Lexi was ready! XTC gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Lexi!

[XTC hit the mat and crawled over for a quick tag. Toni ran in, only to be met by a back heel kick from Lexi.]

Kris Craven: Say what you want, but Lexi is like a wrestling machine out there. No wasted motion!

Domino: She is like a machine alright…an ATM! With Angel Kash’s money behind her and her partner!

Kris Craven: Lexi climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a dazzling shooting star press! SHE NAILED IT!! The ref starts the count!

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Kris Craven: Toni escapes at the last possible moment! This was almost over!

Domino: Almost won’t be good enough tonight!

Kris Craven: Lexi stalks Toni as she tries to recover! Toni gets tiger suplexed by Lexi! Toni rolled to her corner and quickly tagged in XTC for Sistah Hood! XTC is charging back in, but a flying sidekick by Lexi takes XTC off her feet. Lexi drags XTC to her corner and tags in Chantal. The two woman stomp XTC together until the referee finally forces them to break.

[The fans boo as Chantal walks around the ring, gloating over their dominance. She turns and charges in and smashes her knee into XTC’s head as she lays in the corner trying to recover.]

Kris Craven: Chantal drags XTC to the center of the ring and goes for a pin, but XTC powers out quickly. Chantal grabs XTC and goes for DDT, but XTC turns it into a backslide pin! The referee counts!!

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Kris Craven: Chantal kicks out! She’s up and so is XTC. XTC executes a neck-breaker on Chantal. XTC is feeling it as she clotheslines Chantal, taking her down again! She sends Chantal into the corner and tags in Toni! They are stomping a mudhole in Chantal out there! The referee breaks it up, but Toni is still on the attack! Toni stomps Chantal's head with her "Wasted Dreams" curve stomp!

Domino: This could be it!!

[Just as Toni goes for the pin, the man in the Angel Kash shirt appears again and starts throwing handfuls of money in the air.]

Kris Craven: What in the hell is going on Dom? Dom? DOM!!

[Domino, along with several other fans and staffers scramble to grab the money that is scattered all over the floor. With the distraction, Chantal hits Toni with a lowblow as she crawls to her corner and dives to tag in Lexi.]

Kris Craven: This is horrible! What in the hell is going on here?!

[As Toni is bent over, trying to recover, Lexi charges in and connects with a running flip piledriver.]

Kris Craven: OH MY GOD! THAT HAD TO DO IT! Lexi covers Toni. Latara Blackfeather counts the pin!!

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[Kris sits at the broadcast position staring in disbelief at what just happened. The man gets into the ring and celebrates with Lexi and Chantal as security finally clears out the ringside area. Domino makes her way back to her seat with wads of bills stuffed in her top and nearly falling out of her pockets.]

Kris Craven: DOM! What the hell?!

Domino: What? What did I miss?!

Kris Craven: You missed EVERYTHING!! The Trillion Dollar Bitches just stole this match and the Co-Star titles!

Domino: Stole? I think its more that they just had the money to buy those titles!

[Toni and XTC storm the ring, but Lexi and Chantal make a hasty exit with the belts in hand. The man with the money raised their hands as the fans boo and Kat makes it official.]

Kat Morgan: Your winners…AND NEW ALCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…Lexi Williams and Chantal DeVille…THE TRILLION DOLLAR BITCHES!!

Kris Craven: I am truly embarrassed at how this all went down! This is a disgrace!

Domino: You just mad because you didn’t get any money!

Kris Craven: Can I have one of this hundreds?

[She smacks his hand away.]

Domino: Move faster next time!

Kris Craven: Okay! That is one title in the books…we have one more to be decided here tonight! It’s the Action Star title and it will be a Battle Royal…and it is coming up next!

*** Commercial Break ***

*** Backstage ***

[As Lexi and Chantal walk through the halls with their newly ‘won’ titles, they encounter Kenzi Grey as she starts to head to the ring for her battle royal match. The two women surround her, regarding her with a disrespectful look.]

Chantal DeVille: There she is…little Mz. Hollywood! Don’t get hurt out there tonight! It would be a shame if that pretty little face got messed up, wouldn’t it?

Lexi Williams: Yeah…that would be a real shame.

[Kenzi didn’t back down as she pushed her way between the two women.]

Kenzi Grey: Don’t worry about my face…just worry about what you got going on!

[Kenzi walked to the Gorilla position and then turned and looked at the pair.]

Kenzi Grey: After I win this title tonight…I might look to find myself a partner and take those belts from you Two Dollar Tramps!!

[Chantal and Lexi started after Kenzi, but the ALCW General Manager was there to stop them. Maxine Perri glared at the two new champions.]

Maxine Perri: Don’t you two have somewhere to be?

[Chantal and Lexi glared at Kenzi and then at the GM before rolling their eyes, holding up their belts, and walking away. The GM turned to Kenzi.]

Maxine Perri: That goes for you as well…get out there and show them that you belong here.

[Kenzi smiled as she headed to the ring…]

8 Woman Over The Top Battle Royal

Kat Morgan: Ladies and gentlemen, its time for the main event of the evening! This will be an 8 woman Over The Top Battle Royal! The winner will be crowned as the ALCW ACTION STAR CHAMPION!! A participant is eliminated when they are sent over the top and down to the floor!

[The fans cheered as all eight women stood in the ring, sizing one another up.]

Kris Craven: This is going to be a great one Dom! It features eight of the top singles competitors in ALCW!

Domino: Correction! It features seven and one wanna-be star! Kenzi Grey is not a wrestler! We all saw her get destroyed by Keira Fisher in less than 7 seconds! I doubt she lasts that long here tonight!

Kris Craven: I’d take that bet Dom! Kenzi might be a little green, but she is really trying hard! Besides, I know she is going to fight hard, she invited the woman she faces at LAW Queen of the Ring in 2-weeks, Joanna Tarzanna!

Domino: Kenzi is going to get embarrassed out here tonight…bottom line! Then maybe Jungle Jim Joanna can drag her the hell out of here when it’s over!

[Kris shakes his head as the bell rings and the match is on.]

(ring, ring, ring)

Kris Craven: Jinx runs over and executes the guillotine choke on Ms. Fortune! Ms. Fortune fights out of it and gets back in it with a jumping neck snap on Jinx. Alizé charges in to kick Ms. Fortune, but she catches the leg. Alizé quickly reverses it with an enzuigiri to Ms. Fortune's head!

[The fans cheer as the other women brawl all around the ring.]

Kris Craven: Kenzi runs in, leaps up, swings around Jinx and DDT's her onto the mat! Now what do you have to say Dom? Did you see that last move? Best execution I've seen so far!

Domino: Even a blind dog finds a nut sometimes Kris!

Kris Craven: Dogs don’t eat nuts Dom.

Domino: Maybe not in America!

Kris Craven: Amazon clotheslines Traci. Awesome Amazon spins around and discus punches Granny, taking her right off her feet! Amazon stalks the ring, looking for someone to face her. She finds Kenzi, punches her repeatedly. Amazon throws Kenzi into the ropes and hits her with a diving shoulder block!

Domino: I hope that roided up freak kills her!

Kris Craven: Traci is back on her feet. Traci tries for a fisherman suplex but is not strong enough to lift Amazon. Amazon powers her back, but Traci connects with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Amazon!

[The fans are torn and have no idea who to cheer for as the action is all over the place.]

Kris Craven: Ms. Fortune is up again. Ms. Fortune hits Rexxi with an elbow drop. With Rexxi down, Ms. Fortune goes to the second turnbuckle. Ms. Fortune jumps , but Rexxi rolls away! Rexxi gets to her feet quickly.

Domino: JUMPING REVERSE NECKBREAKER!!

Kris Craven: Rexxi caught her with that move from out of nowhere!

[The action continues and the fans are on the edge of their seats.]

Kris Craven: Traci executes a flying spinning leg lariat that takes Amazon off her feet! She is on her game tonight!

Domino: Look over there, the old lady is back in the action!

Kris Craven: Granny hits Jinx with an elbow drop from the second turnbuckle!

[Granny gets to her feet and starts to dance as the crowd claps and yells “OLD SCHOOL!”]

Kris Craven: Kenzi charges in and wipes out Granny with a clothesline! What a shot!

Domino: She just hit an old ass lady from behind! She’s a horrible person!

Kris Craven: Traci runs into Amazon, trying for a knee, but Amazon catches her in mid-air with a clawhold on Traci! She tosses the Canadian into the turnbuckle, then grabs her and smashes Traci's head into it again!

Domino: Amazon is ruining those good looks of Traci! Her face is going to look like Canadian bacon when she’s done!

Kris Craven: In the other corner, Kenzi suplexes Jinx! Jinx is up in a flash, but Kenzi sets hits the DDT on her!

[Kenzi gets to her feet and roars as she peers into the audience and sees Joanna in the front row. Kenzi points to her and grabs Jinx, pulling her to her feet and tossing her over the top rope.]

Kris Craven: NOW WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?! Not only did she last longer than 7 seconds, but she got the first elimination!!

Domino: Dog…nut…remember?

[Kris shakes his head as Kat makes the announcement from ringside.]

Kat Morgan: JINX HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

[Jinx kicks the barricade in frustration as she heads to the back. In the front row, Joanna stands and claps for Kenzi.]

Kris Craven: Look at that! Great sportsmanship there!

Domino: Two idiots if you ask me.

Kris Craven: Granny sets Ms. Fortune up and DDTs her into the mat. Granny pulls her up and gives her pinch on her cheeks and bounces Ms. Fortune off the ropes and hits her with a backdrop! Granny is on fire!!

[The crowd yells “OLD SCHOOL” as Granny hits Ms. Fortune with the “Bees Knees” knee drop. Ms. Fortune staggers to her feet, holding her head.]

Kris Craven: DROP KICK!! Granny just sent Ms. Fortune over the top rope with that shot!

[The fans cheer and Granny takes a bow as Kat announces it.]

Kat Morgan: MS. FORTUNE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!

Domino: I guess she aint as lucky as she thought, huh? Hit the showers, you’re a loser tonight sister!

Kris Craven: We are down to six!

Kris Craven: Amazon grabs Kenzi from behind and hoists her up! Amazon executes the airplane spin and throws Kenzi onto the mat. Amazon stands up as Alizé rushes in behind her and tries for a back suplex, but Amazon blocks it! She spins with a punch, but Alizé drops down and connects with a kick to the groin!

Domino: Yeah! Anything to win…I LOVE IT! She just kicked that dude right in his balls!

Kris Craven: Amazon is a woman Dom.

Domino: Tell that to his Adam’s apple Kris!

[He shakes his head.]

Kris Craven: Running neckbreaker drop executed by Rexxi takes Traci down hard. Rexxi looks for another victim and finds Alizé! REXXI DRIVES ALIZÉ INTO HER KNEE THEN DROPS HER WITH A VICIOUS NECKBREAKER!

Domino: Rexxi is ruling the ring right now!

Kris Craven: Amazon gets to her feet, and she looks mad! She grabs Rexxi from behind! Rexxi gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Amazon grabs her and smashes Rexxi's head into it again!

[In the crowd, Amazon chants start.]

Kris Craven: Amazon drops Rexxi to the mat with a thunderous brainbuster! Amazon gets up just as Traci runs in, but Awesome Amazon catches her and choke slams Traci with "The Right Hand of Doom! right out of the ring!"

[Rexxi staggers to her feet, unsure of where she is after the earlier brainbuster. Amazon turns and clotheslines her right out of the ring as well.]

Domino: DAMN IT! A MAN SHOULD NEVER HIT WOMEN LIKE THAT!!

Kris Craven: Dom, Amazon is a wom…

Domino: SHUT UP!!

[As Traci and Rexxi are helped to their feet, Kat makes the announcement.]

Kat Morgan: TRACI CONNOR AND REXXI RAVEN HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!

Kris Craven: Seeing her chance, Alizé leg lariats Amazon, sending her to the mat. Alizé stomps Amazon's head and then she beckons Kenzi over and she stomps on Amazon as well! Smart move for the two of them to team up here! Amazon has been a one woman wrecking crew! Alizé grabs Amazon and tries to lift her for a suplex, but the Amazon is too heavy. Kenzi runs in and the two of them struggle with the powerful woman, they nearly get her up, but she blocks it and manages to lift both Alizé and Kenzi of their feet. LOOK AT THAT POWER!!

[Amazon nearly gets both women over until Granny runs in pulls them down. Granny kicks Amazon in the gut and helps Alizé and Kenzi get Amazon up as the three of them suplex her over the top rope.]

Domino: Well, I’ll be damned!

[As Amazon hits the floor, she jumps back to her feet and starts to head back inside the ring, enraged at her elimination. Security stops her and she is forced to leave ringside.]

Kat Morgan: AWESOME AMAZON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!

Kris Craven: Granny puts up her hands to Kenzi and the girl gives her a high five. Granny turns to Alizé, but instead of a high five, Alizé punches her in the gut and sets Granny up as she DDTs her into the mat. Alizé seizes the advantage and leg lariats Kenzi as she stands there unsure of what to do.

[The fans boo as Alizé gets up with a grin and grabs Granny. She whirls around and goes to toss her over the top, but Granny reverses it and tosses Alizé over instead. The crowd yells, “OLD SCHOOL!”]

Kris Craven: UNBELEIVABLE!!

[Granny turns right into a dropkick from Kenzi and she goes tumbling over the top rope.]

Domino: OH MY GOD!! TELL ME THAT LITTLE SNOT NOSED BRAT DIDN’T JUST WIN OUR ACTION STAR TITLE?!!

Kat Morgan: GERITOL GRANNY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!

[Kenzi jumps up and down in celebration as she climbs to the top turnbuckle and points to Joanna Tarzanna in the crowd.]

Kris Craven: Wait!!

[On the opposite side of the ring, Alizé manages to pull herself back over the top rope. She runs over and dumps Kenzi over the top and down to the floor.]

Kat Morgan: KENZI GREY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!! HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW ACTION STAR CHAMPION…PRINCESS ALIZÉ PLATINUM!!

[The fans all boo as Alizé is handed the title and she runs around the ring holding it high over her head.]

Kris Craven: Alizé’s feet never touched the floor! Amazing ring awareness there! Kenzi was so close…but in the end…experience won out!

Domino: Alizé just bailed us out of looking like fools! If that girl had won our title, we would be a laughing stock!

Kris Craven: Say what you want, she looked damn good out there. Joanna will have a fight on her hands at Queen of the Ring!

[As the new Action Star Champion celebrates the new tag team champions run down to the ring and go right after Kenzi. The fans boo as Lexi and Chantal start to beat the young girl down.]

Kris Craven: What the hell?! This is uncalled for!!

Domino: Kenzi disrespected the champs on her first day here and she did it again tonight…this is what happens when you get too big for your britches!

[The crowd cheers as Joanna Tarzanna jumps the barricade and jumps into the fray. The Jungle girl evens the odds and soon The Trillion Dollar Bitches are run off as the crowd continues to cheer. Lexi and Chantal grab their belts and hold them up as they give the finger to Kenzi and Joanna. Joanna ignores them as she checks on Kenzi, making sure that she’s okay.]

Kris Craven: Once again…what a display by Joanna! I don’t know what is going to happen with her and Kenzi at QOTR!

Domino: Be more concerned with what happens here in ALCW…we have two new champs…but no Blockbuster Champion!

Kris Craven: I am sure that our C.E.O. will have an announcement sooner or later on that issue! Until then…this show is in the books! THANKS FOR WATCHING!!!