Post by Publicist on Apr 16, 2018 16:38:30 GMT -5
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4/13/2018 GAME DAY INTERVIEW
F. Alexander Quinn interviews your favorite Hit Girls following game 2 against the Los Angeles Stars on 13 April 2018!
4/13/2018 GAME DAY INTERVIEW
F. Alexander Quinn interviews your favorite Hit Girls following game 2 against the Los Angeles Stars on 13 April 2018!
FAQS: Ms. Cotton! I’d love to interview you about the game with The Stars and the controversial penalty that took your game winning score off the boards.
ROXY COTTON: Well, okay. But I don't think I need to remind you that there was no penalty and the referee was just wrong. I think he might have been betting on the game.
FAQS: That is quite a charge, but the replay clearly showed you punching the defender before you got free and made that catch. Are you really telling everyone that was a legal play?
ROXY COTTON: That's what Coach Heel told me to do! Why would he tell me to do something if it was against the rules? This is just punishment and overreach from a league that doesn't want its players to be outspoken! It's a crooked system designed to keep the balance of power out of our hands. It's racist!
FAQS: That’s a hell of a charge! Especially the part you call racist. Errr...can I ask what the racist part is?
ROXY COTTON: I don't know bb that's just what Lavar told me. Big Baller Brand!
FAQS: Oh! That’s...weird. Anyway, it seems that you’ve taken to Coach Heel’s philosophy of being more aggressive; though your team is still 0 and 2. Are you sure that philosophy is worth it?
ROXY COTTON: We aren't 0-2 because of me. I was all over the field! I didn't fumble like Mil or lose 40 yards like Kenzi did. If I wasn't playing so hard we wouldn't have even been able to come as close as we did to winning! If everyone played as good as me and Angie then we'd be undefeated!
FAQS: You AND Angie?! You two seem to have sorted out your issues since the UGWC Trios Tournament. Can I ask how that change came about?
ROXY COTTON: Well I mean I knew she would eventually come to understand that I was right the whole time and she wasn't. She's like almost as smart as me, you know? Super smart. So it was only a matter of time and waiting for her to figure it out for herself. She knows she's my girl and that I'll always be there for her no matter what, and that definitely includes the LFL field. She's so good!
FAQS: Her play has been quite good; exceptional actually. Many felt she was robbed of Defensive Player of the Game honors.
ROXY COTTON: She was! Other than me, she was definitely the MVP of the game.
FAQS: That’s big of you to put her two interception performance over your 141 receiving yards.
ROXY COTTON: Well, right below it. That's what I meant. Which is still REALLY good!
FAQS: Before I let you go, I heard that LAW, the federation you are a champion in, is closing its doors. Do you have any plans for finding a new wrestling organization to call home?
ROXY COTTON: I have some irons in the fire. After Lord of Trios happened a while back, I was left sick for days because of the Court poisoning me and cheating to win. So for now I'm planning on getting some revenge on their... what does that one girl call them? Slopes? Yeah. Eden Morgan is a slope, and I'm going to ski her ass into the ground!
FAQS: Well, I’m sure the fans will be excited to see that! Maybe you’ll even be able to rally the Cool Kids! Is there anything you’d like to add before I let you go?
ROXY COTTON: Well I think I can for sure since I'm the leader. Ummmm... Buy my merchandise!
FAQS: Thank you very much Ms. Cotton, I think they all will!
ROXY COTTON: Yay!
-FIN-
