Post by Publicist on Sept 30, 2017 20:36:16 GMT -5
CHEERING FOR THE NEW TIGHT
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: There was a bit of controversy during practice today. From the sound of it, Delia Darling was being impersonated on the field by Dax Beckett!
VENUS FLYTRAP: COME ON MAN!! I mean…how didn’t they know that was a man out there dressed up as our fine ass tight end?!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: I think it was the beard that gave him away.
VENUS FLYTRAP: I should slap you! I bet you wouldn’t say that if it was your girlfriend Sativa out there!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: ANYWAY! Dax was detained and from what I hear, no charges will be filed, but he will be required to make restitution to the team and Delia in particular.
VENUS FLYTRAP: They gonna make that sucka pay?
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: They are actually going to have him join the Cheerleading Squad.
VENUS FLYTRAP: …man…you joking…right…?
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: No joke! I heard it was a done deal for next game.
VENUS FLYTRAP: FIRST WE GOTTA PUT UP WITH GREY AND NOW WE GOT A DUDE IN A DRESS?!!! THIS TEAM IS GOING DOWN HILL SO FAST!!!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: You never know…he might be cute!
VENUS FLYTRAP: Yo Momma!
