Post by Publicist on Sept 30, 2017 18:02:58 GMT -5
GAME ONE | THE BLAME GAME
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: Game one of the season is in the books and it is a loss for the Hit Girls against division rival Denver in what would have been a rout had it not been for the defense play of Trixie who scored our only touchdown on an interception return.
VENUS FLYTRAP: Man, it was JUST like I told you! This is ALL Kenzi Grey’s fault! If she was more focused on football instead of flying exotic animals around the world, we would have won that damn game!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: Look, Cincy lost that game straight up to the Diva’s and you can’t put the blame all on one person. To be honest, statistically the Hit Girls didn’t do bad at all, we were neck and neck in all categories.
VENUS FLYTRAP: Except the one that counts…POINTS! That is on Grey! She needs to put the ball in the hands of the people who can score and stop with all the foolishness!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: Careful, you are gonna get fined again for talking about the owner’s wife! The ONLY reason you didn’t get fined earlier this week is because Kenzi spoke up on your behalf. Instead of running her down, you should be thanking her.
VENUS FLYTRAP: I’ll thank her when she produces for this team instead of sitting back and forcing Trixie and the others to make up for her slack!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: Again, in her defense, she was sacked 5 times and Ashley Marie Chase actually gave up 2 of them. So, maybe it’s more of a team thing, you know?
VENUS FLYTRAP: Don’t be trying to blame AMC! She’s NOT the team captain…but she should be! She was supposed to be the quarterback before Kenzi swooped in and took the job…BECAUSE SHE IS SLEEPING WITH THE OWNER OF THE TEAM!!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: Venus…they are married.
VENUS FLYTRAP: Are they Doctor…ARE THEY?
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: I feel like you really REALLY want to get fired…
