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Post by Publicist on Sept 25, 2017 19:51:53 GMT -5
VIOLENCE IS SEXY | BAD KITTY IS GOOD
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: We talked about penalties on the last segment, but we didn’t talk about the fact that one member of the Hit Girls racked up a huge unnecessary roughness penalty that equaled all of the penalty yards that were accessed to our team. Alexis Blake is just a nasty NASTY player and I am thinking that Sidney Grey needs to step in and calm her down before she costs herself…or more importantly our team!
VENUS FLYTRAP: HOLD ON DOCTOR! Alexis might have got carried away once…but look at the other stat…she led the team pancake blocks! She set more chicks on their asses than a toilet stool!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: She brought the lumber, but she needs to calm down! Before the game, she made no bones over social media that she was ready to go out there and hit someone!
VENUS FLYTRAP: Doc, everyone was talking about hitting people…Alexis was the one to go out there and do it!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: I’m just thinking that it makes our team look dirty.
VENUS FLYTRAP: She makes our team look vicious is what she does! Sidney Grey made no bones about it, she said that Alexis was the team Enforcer and she lived up to that moniker!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: Hopefully Trixie or someone else out there will calm her down before the next game!
VENUS FLYTRAP: I already told you, Trixie is up to no damn good! She’s too quiet and too supposedly squeaky clean! Hell…for all we know, Trixie is just as bad…she just didn’t get caught…this time!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: She’s a good girl Venus.
VENUS FLYTRAP: Good at being bad and NOT getting caught!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: You need help V…serious help!
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