Post by Publicist on Sept 25, 2017 13:43:19 GMT -5
ONE FINE BEHIND
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: Okay Babies! Let’s talk about Coda…she got fined $2,500 for not wearing the Hit Girl’s booty shorts uniform…and then she went out there and has a MONSTER game! Scored the very first touchdown for our franchise on a 9 yard catch…and then racked up a second TD on a 28 yarder! What do you say Venus…is Sidney Grey wrong to keep fining her when she is lighting up the scoreboard?
VENUS FLYTRAP: In a word…ABSOLUTELY! Look Doc, I follow Sid and what she said after the game was 100% true! This is a team sport and teams win games, not individuals! Practice and training is all about building a team…the uniform is all about making everyone the same...part of the collective! You go out and do your job as part of the unit, not for yourself. Coda might have had a great game, but the team enabled her to do so…not pants!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: So you’d like to see the fines continue?
VENUS FLYTRAP: Naw Doc, I’d like to see Coda in those booty shorts! After this controversy, that is all I even think about when I watch the game! WHAT IS SHE HIDING UNDER THOSE PANTS?!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: So, by her making it an issue NOT to wear the shorts, you think it is drawing more attention to whatever it is you think she is hiding?
VENUS FLYTRAP: YES! Hey, I watched the girls running around in them shorts all day, and honestly the one I watched he most was her! I want to know what is going on there! FINE HER RIGHT OUT OF THOSE PANTS!!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: Coda said that she performed so well because she was actually comfortable. Would you be willing to sacrifice performance for seeing Coda’s butt cheeks?
VENUS FLYTRAP: As good as Coda was, our leading receiver was Roxy Cotton who led in receptions and yards! She might not have found the end zone, but she would have if Coda didn’t! Roxy was a team player who showed us all her butt and now it is time for Coda to do the same thing!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: Why are you so mad Venus?
VENUS FLYTRAP: I really want to see her behind Doc…I REALLY WANT TO SEE IT!!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: Well, according to Sid, Coda will be fined even more for a second violation, so…we will see if she changes her mind.
