Post by Publicist on Sept 18, 2017 18:10:47 GMT -5
GIRL ON GIRL | JULIANA VS ANGIE
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: LISTEN UP BABIES!! GOOD NEWS, GOOD NEWS!! The first LFL preseason game was announced and guess what…your Cincy Hit Girls drew the short straw and will take on the 2017 Wonder Cup Champions, The San Antonio Cowgirls! We got the toughest challenge, right out the gate!
Venus Flytrap: Hold on now Doctor, maybe it’s not that we got the toughest challenge, but we have got the attention of the league and they are trying to capitalize on that, right off the top!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: It could be V! It absolutely could be just that! I know this…there is already a bit of bad blood going on between Juliana Mendoza who plays runningback and free safety and Angie Vaughn, our special teams cornerstone. Apparently those two have some off the field history. They started going at it hot and heavy as soon as the schedule came out!
Venus Flytrap: Juliana Mendoza? Man…I aint gonna lie Doc, Juliana is fine like frog hair, you feel me?
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: I DO feel you on that, but come on Venus, Angie has got it going on too!
Venus Flytrap: Hey! Juliana is a girl you take to the crib…but Angie is a girl you take home to yo’ mama! Venus don't live at home with his mama, so gimme some of that Juliana action!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Well, the only thing the Hit Girls are gonna be looking to take home is that W on Friday night! And on a side note...The Doctor prefers Angie!
Venus Flytrap: MAN! THAT'S CUZ YOU STILL LIVE WITH YO MAMA! Anyway, I can’t way Doc! We get the biggest test in the league! There is no better way to find out where you stand.
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: No better way indeed! And by the way...my mother lives with me, I don't live with her! Call me Angie...