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Post by Publicist on Sept 11, 2017 20:27:24 GMT -5
MORE QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Check it out Babies! LFL signings ended last night and most teams are working to get those last minute signings done. Well, your Hit Girls had signed all of its talent weeks ago, but that didn’t mean there weren’t gonna be any shake ups! We have a quarterback controversy…AGAIN!
Venus Flytrap: Please tell me that Kenzi Grey is OUT!!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Kenzi Grey-LACKLAN is still our starting QB. The shake up is with the backup QB. I just got word that Ashley Marie Chase was removed from the back up QB position due to missing several practices with the first team.
Venus Flytrap: OH MY GOD! WE DON’T HAVE A BACKUP!! Come on Doc! If any team in the league needs a backup, it’s US!! Kenzi is TERRIBLE!!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: V, we still don’t know that! Besides, another player stepped up to take the backup position, #11 Xenia Charles will be taking the snaps behind Kenzi. But that aint the story, I think the REAL story is why AMC has been missing so many practices! Word on the street is that AMC has been avoiding team owner Sarah Lacklan over her involvement with the marriage drama with her wife.
Venus Flytrap: AMC BEEN BANGING KENZI?!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: NO MAN!! But…something is going on between the three of them and its already cost AMC the backup QB position…the real question is, what’s next?
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Post by Publicist on Sept 11, 2017 20:57:42 GMT -5
CODA SURE IS FINE
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Apparently our General Manager, Sidney Grey met with Coda privately over her not wanting to wear the traditional LFL uniform, which she finds demeaning and inappropriate.
Venus Flytrap: Lay it on me Doctor! Tell me that Sid laid the serious smack down on #66 and we are all gonna get the immense pleasure of seeing that fine booty up in them booty shorts!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Not exactly V. Sorry…it looks like Sid gave Coda an option to wear the full jersey and pants.
Venus Flytrap: WHAT THE HELL?!! You mean we aint gonna get to see them Coda cheeks peeking out the backside of our Hit Girls uniform! MAN!! I can’t believe that Sid punked out!!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Well, I said that she gave Coda an option.
Venus Flytrap: Option? What’s the option?
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: If Coda wears the team uniform, there will be no issues, but for every game in which Coda does not wear the traditional uniform, she will incur an escalating fine, starting a $2,500.
Venus Flytrap: DOCTOR! This can only mean one thing…we are either gonna see Coda in those booty shorts by midseason or we are going to see her completely butt naked, because she will be too poor to afford clothes!! GOOD JOB SID!!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: We will see how this all shakes out.
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