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Post by Publicist on Sept 8, 2017 2:55:35 GMT -5
THE LOCKER ROOM CREEPER
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: As we get closer and closer to the start of the season, some pretty interesting dynamics have been taking shape on the Hit Girl’s squad babies! I aint one to be spreading rumors, but I heard that there is some pretty steamy happenings…happening…inside that locker room!
Venus Flytrap: SAY WHAT?! You mean to tell me that there is some hot girl on girl action going on?
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Well…I didn’t say that, but word on the street has it that one of our players has been a little shy about showering around a certain other player.
Venus Flytrap: Hold on Doctor, is this sexual harassment or is it freaky deaky time? Venus gotta know if this is something he can groove to…or if this is something your boy has gotta pretend he don't know nothing about when human resources starts asking questions!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: I wish I could say Brotha V, but I’m just hoping that this situation doesn’t turn into a…stinker…if you get where the Doctor is going!
Venus Flytrap: MAN! At least tell me who it is?!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: All in good time Venus…all in good time. |
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Post by Publicist on Sept 8, 2017 3:09:30 GMT -5
VENUS VERSUS LACKLAN | QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Looks like one of us made the news this week, huh V?
Venus Flytrap: Yeah, I guess our owner heard some comments I made about our starting quarterback, who HAPPENS to be her wife, and she didn’t take to kindly to that! As a matter of a fact, she threatened to dock a brotha’s pay!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Indeed, but to be fair, I did warn you about talking about Kenzi Grey on the air! That was all you V! That being said, Kenzi took to Twitter and asked that Sarah Lacklan not dock your pay. As a matter of a fact Babies, Kenzi took it a step further and offered to supplement V’s pay if her wife docked him. What do you have to say about that?
Venus Flytrap: Okay, I appreciate Kenzi taking up for me, that was big of her, but my view hasn’t changed. She’s gonna be a terrible quarterback this year and I will say it until she proves me wrong! This aint basketball…tell her to stop trying to dribble!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Well, I appreciate your passion V. Sarah didn’t dock you and Kenzi has vowed to prove you wrong this season. Personally, I can’t wait to see it!
Venus Flytrap: I’m right…they need to put in AMC and be done with it! Kenzi can ride the pine or the owner…just don’t let her keep messing up my damn team!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Oh…you are SO gonna get fired... |
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Post by Publicist on Sept 8, 2017 3:35:53 GMT -5
HONEY BEES
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Things on the field are starting to heat up, but on Monday…the Hit Girls were looking to fill some more team positions, but these were for the coveted Hit Girl’s Cheerleading Team!
Venus Flytrap: NOW YOU’RE TALKING VENUS’ LANGUAGE!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Many selections were made by the judges, and in particular the team owner and Cheer Captain, Sarah Lacklan. But there was one special position to be filled, that of Head Cheerleader…more of a figurehead and second fiddle to the Captain, but a coveted position all the same. It came down to Honey Sunshine and Jessika Hyde.
Venus Flytrap: Fine ass Honey…and that crazy nut who always talks about bees? Man…that aint no contest! HONEY IS OUR PICK!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Well, V, a fan poll agreed with you, but Lacklan made an executive decision and went against the polling, selecting Hyde to the dismay of Hit Girl’s Nation. My question is this…is this personal beef or does our owner know better than the fans?
Venus Flytrap: My opinion is that Lacklan is just a dick! She has it in for Honey and this was her chance to stick it to her, so she used her stroke to do just that! Problem is, she also stuck it to the fans, because now we gotta hear cheers about freaking bees all damn season!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: I can’t wait to see the BUZZ on this! |
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