Post by Publicist on Feb 19, 2023 11:18:15 GMT -5
FEBRUARY 19, 2023
WRAP-UP
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: This is SHOTS FIRED! I’m your resident Cincy Doctor, here with my main man, Venus Flytrap!
Venus Flytrap: Another day, another dollar, The Flyman is here to make you all hoot and hollar!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: And holler they have, Venus, and none louder than Ryleigh Dixon, who I am sure wants to take your head off your shoulders…and after last week’s performance, I am positive she can do it! Dixon earned Defensive Player of the Game honors with 12 tackles and a sack! That’s video game numbers!
Venus Flytrap: Yeah, yeah! Dix got gud last week…ON DEFENSE! I aint even mad Doc, cuz she learned her place, far Far FAR behind Roxy! Let Dix make commercials while Roxy makes history, as the Best Damn Receiver in the LFL!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: When Dixon gets her hands on you, I am going to giggle my ass off.
Venus Flytrap: Dixon aint got no hands! I aint scared of shit!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: ANYWAY! The Cincy Defense got a massive boost, taking down the quarterback times and batting down five passes, as they held the Muskrats to 3 field goals. It was a masterclass in Defense!
Venus Flytrap: With the highlight obviously being Roxy opening the scoring floodgates! She capped off the opening drive with a beautiful catch from-
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: She caught one touchdown! Coda caught on and Salvatore-Spencer and Vaughn ran it in! There was a lot more going on than Roxy!
Venus Flytrap: …
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Well?
Venus Flytrap: I guess some other people did some stuff too, but I think we can agree that Roxy was the best out there.
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Whatever! The Hit Girls worked as a team last week and that was evident in the scoring. Vaughn earned her first Player of the Game honor last week, tossing two touchdowns and running in for one of her own. It was a fantastic performance!
Venus Flytrap: She did…fine. Though, I heard from my friend The Informer, that there is a petition going around to bring Kenzi Grey back. It would be great to see Roxy get the proper amount of targets for a change!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: The Informer is about as reliable a source as Pinocchio!
Venus Flytrap: Before or after he became a real boy?
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: I’m done with you! Today Cincy plays host to the Bombshells, and it is going to be a tough one! Baltimore comes in with a 4-2 record, riding high off of putting the on lost on the Frost just last week. Cincy will have to play some of its best football to slow that surging tide!
Venus Flytrap: This could be the game of the week and I for one am looking forward to see if Angie tries to make us all forget about the petition by FINALLY getting the ball to Roxy and letting her score, Score, SCORE! My prediction, Roxy gets in the endzone three times in a massive win for The Girls!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: Do you even know anyone else on the team?!
Venus Flytrap: Yes…Roxy’s back up.
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: I’m ignoring you! I have enjoyed the physical play of Salvatore-Spencer. She is playing with fire, most of it directed to her team, that she thinks is trying to take her man! I think she use this fuel to go over the century mark and grind out a tough win for Cincy on the ground, limiting the possessions for The Bombshells.
Venus Flytrap: You can’t score if you can’t possess the ball!
“Doctor” Johnny Fever: And with that; I’m Johnny and that’s Venus Flytrap, we will see you next time on, SHOTS FIRED!
