Post by Publicist on Feb 13, 2023 14:30:43 GMT -5
POST GAME INTERVIEW
Cincinnati at Milwaukee
February 12, 2023
Coach Maleek Raheem addresses the media following The Hit Girl's 28 to 9 road win against The Muskrats...but he had missed this interview for the second week in a row, now he was conducting this interview from bed as his wife, Maria asked the questions.
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MARIA SALVATORE-SPENCER: Coach, this was a total blow out! I know that I'm on Cloud 9 right now, but...how are you doing?
COACH RAHEEM: Anytime that you can play a game where you impose your will on the opponent and get out with a great team win, that's what you want to see. There was good play all around, especially from-
MARIA SALVATORE-SPENCER: Coach, let me stop you there, the blow out I was talking about was my back.
MARIA SALVATORE-SPENCER: But, I guess you can talk about the stupid game.
COACH RAHEEM: Thanks, Babe. Well, like I was saying, good performances all around. It was good to see Roxy Cotton getting back into form.
MARIA SALVATORE-SPENCER: She's a bitch.
COACH RAHEEM: Ryleigh Dixon didn't have an offensive explosion, but she made huge splash plays on Defense that really helped us possess the ball at critical points in the game.
MARIA SALVATORE-SPENCER: Double bitch.
COACH RAHEEM: And how about Coda?
MARIA SALVATORE-SPENCER: WHAT ABOUT CODA?!
COACH RAHEEM: Her play has been outstanding the last few weeks, and-
MARIA SALVATORE-SPENCER: Why you always spend so much time with her? YOU TRYING TO FUCK CODA?! YOU BETTER TELL ME RIGHT NOW MALEEK!!
COACH RAHEEM: NO! I'm not checking out Coda's ass! I'm trying to win some damn ball games!
MARIA SALVATORE-SPENCER: ...who said anything about her ass?
COACH RAHEEM: Huh?
MARIA SALVATORE-SPENCER: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HER ASS! YOU BROUGHT THAT UP!
COACH RAHEEM: Maria, chill! Can we just talk about the rest of the team? AMC, Katie Anderson, and Trixie? Maybe Cartier or Honey? They are all-
MARIA SALVATORE-SPENCER: HELL NO! WE CAN TALK ABOUT YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND, CODA!
COACH RAHEEM: Okay, this interview is over.
MARIA SALVATORE-SPENCER: Oh? We aint gonna even talk about how I have to literally rip the ball out of Angie's hands every time there's a hole in the line? WHY PAUL BUNYON'S DAUGHTER DONT WANNA GIVE ME THE DAMN BALL?
COACH RAHEEM: ...you plucking my fucking nerves right now! Turn that shit off!
GO HIT GIRLS!
