Post by Publicist on Sept 30, 2017 20:00:34 GMT -5
PUSSY-FOOTING AROUND
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: Angie Vaughn has been perfect on extra points in the preseason and in game one of the regular season, but she has missed 2 field goals from 40 plus thus far. My question is, why is she struggling with those kicks?
VENUS FLYTRAP: This is a rumor I heard…but…someone told me that Angie has been missing kicks…cuz she staring at pussy!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: VENUS!! WHAT THE HELL DOC?!!
VENUS FLYTRAP: PUSSY CATS MAN!! PUSSY CATS!!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: Oh! Geez…I was pretty sure we were both fired that time!
VENUS FLYTRAP: During the Denver game, a cat wandered near the sidelines and Angie couldn’t stop staring at it. If you ask me…it was a ploy by Denver!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: I’m not going to go there. The Divas played a good game and that’s it.
VENUS FLYTRAP: Then where did that cat come from that Angie was staring at? Did it just magically appear?!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: Shit up Venus…that was for our owner. Angie needs to buckle down on those field goals. She is playing lights out on the defensive side of things; 5 pancakes and a pass deflected. She just needs to shore up that kicking game. Cats or no cats!
VENUS FLYTRAP: I want security to check for cats next game! I’m serious! Keep them cats off the field!
“DOCTOR” JOHNNY FEVER: I hope they keep YOU off the field!
