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Post by Publicist on Mar 4, 2019 15:55:49 GMT -5
 CTN INSIDER MAGAZINE
March 2019
Angie Vaughn, wins the UGWC World Title at Infinity!
It was the #VAUGHNEMOUS kick heard around the world when Angie Vaughn cemented her legacy in the Unified Global Wrestling Coalition when she managed to defeat the most dominant World Champion in history, “Vain” Alan Wallace on February 11th.
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Vaughn’s meteoric rise did not come over night, but it did take many industry insiders by surprise. The leggy blonde, cat-loving, wrestling savant was already in the midst of an improbable Cooperative Title run when she was paired with Dave Rydell out of the blue by fellow #CoolKid Sarah Lacklan; adding to that irony, it would be Lacklan she would pin to become Cooperative Champion on September 17th. Vaughn was not even in the conversation for the World Title until she was inexplicably added into a number one contender’s match against another fellow #CoolKid, Kenzi Grey; even more irony, the other half of the cooperative team she defeated to become Cooperative Champion. On December 10th Vaughn put herself into position to became a dual champion after besting Grey at Horizons and just over two months later she made the improbable possible!
Many had thought that the most lovable and unassuming #CoolKid would be the last name uttered as the undisputed champion of the Coalition, but she has continued to silence the doubters at every turn. Showing the heart of a champion and the indomitable will to take on challenges all over the world. Her victory should not have come as a surprise since she had already had numerous simultaneous title reigns under her belt(s) from countless other wrestling organizations. She should have been pegged as a future World Champion from the moment she signed in the Coalition.
Vaughn continues to make waves in the ring as she competes in XWA and Rose City, fighting from coast to coast, all without the benefit of a wrestling pedigree. She has truly battled from obscurity to reach the very top of the mountain, doing it all with the grace and poise that has made her a fan favorite in the sport. What lies on the horizon for her is even more opportunities to prove that she is no mere flash in the pan, but a woman with the rare combination of youth and boundless talent on her side.
It may be scary to note, but Vaughn may not have even come close to reaching her true potential as one of the youngest competitors in the sport. With multiple championship reigns all before the age of 20, she has set a new bar for anyone wanting to lay claim to being a natural inside the squared circle. The Vaughnemous Age is already upon you…this is now a Vaughnemous World!
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Post by Publicist on Mar 4, 2019 16:30:22 GMT -5
What? Why did I have that time off? Oh I don’t know...maybe because SOMEONE who shall REMAIN NAMELESS that PAYS MY CHECK decided that I, someone who hasn’t done anything even remotely athletic since Cheer Nationals my senior year of high school in 2016, should take HER PLACE in a WRESTLING MATCH. I even wore her gear! Of course, it didn’t fit, because this SOMEONE has this weird body where she has an ass made out of cottage cheese AND is also the Vice President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, but I was still out there. And then this TERRIBLE BOSS OF MINE basically SHOVED ME at this BEAST of a man named Hide Yamazaki and...well...I don’t remember much after that. But hey, at least it earned me some time off, right?
The best part of that time at home was that I got to be in the presence of the Queen Mother herself, the Queen of Red, Aveline Lacklan. Last year, the Queen Mother was GRACIOUS enough to spread the Word and give advice on life and love and all that in a radio show for CTN, called “Dear Bordy,” though “Slut Shaming with Bordy” would have been a better one, IMO. And it is with THAT knowledge that I brought forward some of YOUR questions to the GREATEST WIFE in history, whose relationship is absolute goals. And you know what?
You WILL thank her later.
Thank you for your question, mon enfant, though I do ask that you mind your language in the future. Now, I have never met this person whom you have interest in, so if you will allow me a moment to look her up, I will JESUS CHRIST WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
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Question asker, while I am a good Baptist, and thus do not believe in the teachings of something as satanic as the cult that is the Catholic Church, I DO think that you need to go say fifteen Hail Mary’s and beg for the Lord to forgive the fact that you ever met this GHOULISH THING YOU CALL A WOMAN.
Don’t just walk away from her.
RUN
And wash your mouth out with soup for good measure. You will thank me later.
Allow me, if I may, to answer each part of this difficult life and marriage question.
Please caution them that this is forbidden by God. Yes, there was a time when a man was allowed multiple wives, but that was a rule for the Jews of antiquity. Among the many things he did, Jesus shredded the contract that those VILE CREATURES so brazenly broke, and part of the NEW covenant with God means one man and one woman in marriage.
This is good.
This is not. I understand the wish to deny the existence of the One Lord God, which all goes back to Adam’s sin infecting us, but it is up to us to recognize God, the need of His son’s sacrifice, and do our best to NOT end up being tossed into the Lake of Fire.
Hippy scum
Unfortunate, but I respect their realization that NOT having their beautiful children is a sin which DOES get them immersed into the Lake of Fire as slowly as possible for as long as possible
Yes. Please pray for your friends!
An interesting question, and something I myself have had to wonder about. You see, dear reader, there is NOTHING in the world that God HATES more than a filthy, dirty, disgusting LESBIAN. They are, quite literally, THE WORST. And my own step-daughter, whom I love without reproach but who hates me for NO REASON, is one of these FILTHY things. And her wife...if you can call what they have a “marriage” and God certainly agrees with me on it NOT being a REAL marriage, no matter WHAT the states of Maine and California have to say on the matter...is an even BIGGER FILTHY LESBIAN who no doubt TRICKED and CONNED my sweet step-daughter into her FILTHY LESBIANISM with her HARLOT ways. Because of this DISGUSTING arrangement, I have had to ponder what God truly thinks of the daughter of my beloved husband, il est ressuscite. And unfortunately for her and her GROSS BEYOND ALL MEASURE 100% GAY WIFE, God HATES what they do, and, of course, the only way He can know how DISGUSTING their entire existence is, is by watching them Himself.
God sacrifices Himself for us every day, my poor young lady. He sacrificed His only son because of His love for us, and He surely sacrifices His dignity by monitoring FILTHY LESBIANS like my step-daughter and her DISGUSTING AND ABHORRENT FULLY GAY WIFE.
I hope that helped!Dear Bordy ©
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Post by Publicist on Mar 4, 2019 16:33:12 GMT -5
 Video replay of Circle Arcade Wrestling Anarchy from 8/9/2018 featuring a triple threat ladder match between #CoolKids Angie Vaughn, Roxy Cotton, and Kenzi Grey with a shot at the #CoolKids Title held by Sarah Lacklan on the line!
This match featured bumps and bruises all around, but only one could emerge victorious and they put on a digital clinic video game violence!
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Post by Publicist on Mar 4, 2019 16:34:08 GMT -5
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Post by Publicist on Mar 4, 2019 16:35:30 GMT -5
The Cincinnati Hit Girls have been one of the most active franchises in the e-LFL since joining the league in 2017. In spite of dwelling at the bottom of their division for two consecutive seasons before finally climbing to a .500 record at Season 5, the Hit Girls have stayed at the forefront of merchandising and promotion. With a host of trading cards, apparel, toys, and sports drinks it seemed that there was nothing else left for the team to market…except themselves!
The reality series ‘Hard Knockers’ on Circle TV will feature the Hit Girls as they prepare for Season Six of the e-LFL. The show will follow everything from contract negotiations to the hard-hitting action on the gridiron as Cincy’s favorite daughters take aim at making the playoffs for the very first time with a motley crew of some of the biggest personalities in sports and television.
Exclusive First Look! “Go long Roxy! Just run a skinny out and I’ll drop it right into the corner!” “Okay bb, but just remember…” “AAAAAAAAAAAAND BREAK!” Kenzi Grey clapped her hands along with the other girls, apparently ignoring the star wide receiver, Roxy Cotton's, 'reminder' as they all hustled back into position. So far the seven on seven drills had been going well, although Maxine Ball and Bobbi London still hadn’t arrived and caused the girls to have to shuffle the rotation a bit. Chastity Pride was in on offense, which was fine since they were working on passing drills anyway. This put Amira Kassouri in at defensive tackle, right across from Honey Sunshine at the center position. Trixie and Cartier flanked Amira in linebacker positions, which is what seemed to really cause the kerfluffle.
Roxy split out wide to the right of Kenzi and looked back in at the ball. Standing on her side of Honey, though, Le Bord de Dieu was staring a hole through her. It was obvious she’d rather be playing defense, but without Bobbi and Max they were limited. Bordy had to fill the offensive line spot along with Ashley Marie Chase. “Come on, Ava, stop staring at me and get set…” And eventually she did, but it was anyone’s guess if they’d be able to get this play off. With the smaller girls playing line, defense had been harassing Kenzi easily all afternoon. It was great for them on that side of the ball, sure, but Roxy found herself repeatedly in the same position she often did during the actual games - frustrated, and waiting for passes that never got to her. On the line, Aveline smirked through her facemask and bent over, planting a hand in the turf. “Good. Just remember to kick out over here and chip on Angie, and we’ll be fine.”
Roxy planted her foot and dangled her arms at her side, looking across the field at Angie Vaughn, who was shadowing her on every play no matter where she lined up. Roxy didn’t really think it was fair that Coda was being covered by a backup in Caprice Delioncourte, making her way more likely to be open, but it wasn’t an argument she was going to win. Her long stride and elite speed made her the deep threat, and it was a smart play to have Angie on her.
“RED, RED, RED! Clear on go!”
Kenzi hollered the play out to the rest of the offense, creating little shifts among the girls. Chastity scooted up closer to Kenzi, creating the illusion of a potential halfback dump-off pass. The linebackers ate it hook, line, and sinker, crowding up against the offensive line. Roxy smiled, knowing it would make it easier for Bordy to push Trixie back before peeling off to slow Angie down. Even better, Angie was respecting Roxy’s speed by giving a huge cushion of space between the two of them. Roxy expected to be blowing past Angie and angling Liz Blackwell out of her cleats in route to an easy touchdown.
“HIKE!”
Aveline didn’t move.
“What the FUCK?!”
Kenzi dipped back, feinting a little toss to Chastity before turning towards Roxy’s side of the field. Before she could take a second step though, Kenzi was on the run as Trixie whirled right by Aveline, who barely even pretended to block. Kenzi had no choice but to unload the ball quicker, running toward Coda’s side and tossing a wobbling duck of a pass into the air right before Cartier ran into her.
Roxy ran for the ball, but just like she had been all day, Angie was there.
“Oops! I’m sorry!”
Angie belted out as the two leggy blondes collided in midfield. The ball landed in Angie’s arms and she sprinted down the gridiron with no one between her and the end zone to stop her. Roxy sat up on the grass and watched as her #BFF found the goal line and celebrated with the defense, then shot a look at Bordy who merely smirked and turned away.
Roxy brushed the dirt off of her and stood up, jogging over to Kenzi with her hands held over her head.
“Did you SEE that? WTF Kenzi what is her problem?”
“Yeah, Angie made a great play!”
“ANGIE!?! No! Not her, weren’t you looking?”
“Heck yeah I was looking! I threw the ball right to you didn’t I?”
“NO!”
“Not my fault you got toasted by Angie again. The girl’s a freak of nature.”
“Kenzi that’s NOT what happened! Angie’s great, yeah, whatever, but not everything is about her!”
“Well that was! You gotta get open if you want more chances to score! Coda was open but I didn’t want to piss you off.”
“CODA HAS CAPRICE!”
“Yeah because YOU are supposed to be the bigger threat! Look, we can’t win ‘em all, Rox, it’s cool. We’ll regroup and think up a new scheme for the next drive. You know the plan - STICK TO THE SCHEME. If you can’t do that…maybe you need to let me take Angie instead…”
Kenzi swatted Roxy on the butt before jogging off to join the rest of the squad in the end zone, where other players were still giving Angie props on the big play. Roxy stood there for a moment, turning over Kenzi’s final words in her mind. Finally, she headed over as Amira and Cartier gave Angie fist bumps (which she awkwardly returned as caucasianly as possible) and found herself face to face with the UGWC Champion just as Brandi, another of their backups thrust into an out-of-position spot, congratulated her as well.
“Great job Angie! That was awesome!”
“Thank you!”
“Oh and congrats on the title, I almost forgot to say! You’re gonna be champ forever!”
“Aw!”
When Brandi turned and saw Roxy standing there after her compliment, she shied away and sheepishly looked at the ground, headed over to the bench.
“Hey! Roxy! Are you okay? I didn’t mean to run into you like that, I was just going for the ball…”
Angie’s look of concern was sincere. It was always sincere. The tall girl was annoyingly sweet. Sickeningly positive. Roxy adored her, cherished her even, in part because her childlike naivety was so endearing most of the time.
MOST of the time.
But everyone has their limits, and Roxy was having a bad day.
“That wasn’t supposed to be for YOU, Angie! That wasn’t the plan! I’M the star, and you know the cameras are here…”
“Well yeah but…”
“That was the scheme, remember? Roxy goes deep, makes a touchdown, everybody cheers for Roxy!”
“Rox, come on…”
“Oh I know, I know, it’s not your fault. You didn’t blow the block and break the whole play… but you saw the chance to make a big play on TV and you took it. Right?”
“Well yeah!”
“Yeah. But that was MINE. That was meant for ME. GOD Angie why are you so greedy? Don’t you have enough???”
Angie didn’t reply to Roxy’s outburst. She was probably used to the fiery temper of her friend after all this time, anyway. Though, everyone had noticed the tension was higher ever since Angie's huge title win at UGWC Infinity. No one wanted to bring it up, but Roxy was obviously highly stressed. Something was bothering her. And unfortunately for Angie, she seemed to be the outlet more often than not.
Angie’s lower lip began to quiver, and Roxy stormed off with an eye roll just as Kenzi came over.
“Hey guys, let’s take a break from the team stuff and do some individual drills!”
The team broke apart into different areas then, but Roxy found her way toward the sidelines instead, calling for a breather. Coda and Liz could catch passes for a while, she thought, heaven knows Liz could use the reps. Roxy saw the commentators for Hard Knockers standing near the bench and turned to the side. She was in no mood for their questions.
“How did Angie get the upper hand on that play, Rox?”
“What’s Angie like in the locker room?”
“How will the atmosphere change now that you have a World Champion in the locker room?”
“Angie?”
“ANGIE?”
“ANGIE???”
“UGH!!!”
Roxy snatched her helmet off of her head and threw it hard into a table full of water bottles, scattering them onto the ground. She felt the camera turn towards her, but she didn’t care or acknowledge them in any way as she stomped to a clear patch of turf and sat down and stared over towards where Angie and Honey were working together on field goals.
The JUGGS machine shot a ball through the air and Honey grabbed it, placing it perfectly onto the hash mark about thirty yards from the goal posts. Angie took three long steps, swung her leg, and sent the ball flying.
Right into one of the uprights. It clanged and fell, bouncing off of the crossbar as well before bouncing to the ground. Angie hung her head.
“Good.”
Roxy whispered as she watched her best friend’s shoulders slump in disappointment.
A sudden commotion at the field entrance caused an uproar or screams and squeals from the girls then, as a minibus screeched its tires and drove onto the practice field in swooping donuts all over the turf.
The vehicle came to a halt, and the passenger’s side door opened. A small pile of Foster’s beer cans tumbled out, along with a few styrofoam food containers, and finally, the two feet of Bobbi London.
“All right all right, the FLEX Express is here, Bobbi and Max, the Mad Rhymes! Where’s all the sexy cameramen at?”
Bobbi chugged down one last Foster’s and headed for the rest of the girls while Max stepped out of the driver’s door, gnawing on a carnival-sized turkey leg and wearing a BIENVENIDO A TIJUANA tee shirt.
With that, the atmosphere was lightened…for a while, but there was tension brewing between them…and it would play out in dramatic fashion soon enough and the entire world would be there to see it…
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Post by Publicist on Mar 4, 2019 16:37:20 GMT -5
JUST THE FAQ
an editorial by F. Alexander Quinn A GREY MATTER OF CONCERN
An Open Letter to those that employ Kenzi Grey-Lacklan
3/11/2019
Grey wasn’t only struggling inside the ring, but a high profile split with the Church of Scientology left the star a rudderless ship heading into 2019. She found herself the target of internet trolls, a mocking World Champion in “Vain” Alan Wallace, and even stalked by a 6-foot tall lizard on UGWC and Queen City Pro television. Driven to extremes, Grey seems to have begun to pivot back to the performer that was once named the most hated in all of wrestling, just as her mother [Sidney Grey] had been before her. Using body doubles and viciously attacking her rivals appear to be only the tip of the iceberg as Grey continues to befuddle and alienate fans, leaving us to wonder if this is a case of a good girl gone bad or a bad girl gone worse?
Grey steadfastly avoids my attempts to interview her over her erratic behavior, all the while insisting that she has done nothing wrong, but this journalist and the fans know better! Kenzi Grey is a dangerous rouge that has already injured the likes of Aveline Lacklan, the current UGWC Chaos Champion for no other reason than to put her championship match against Zane Scott in jeopardy tonight on Synergy. Instead of following suit with former employers that dealt with Grey with a firm hand, UGWC and QCPW have chosen to put their other performers at risk by granting her championship opportunities; most recently a shot at the Cooperative Championship tonight in UGWC alongside former Creative Director Donovan Hastings and a number one contenders match for the QCPW North American Championship against Azurine Vebbins.
If you ask me, Grey shouldn’t be given title opportunities, she should be given therapy! At the end of the day, wrestling promoters like Ichabod and Chelsea Taylor will not only have to answer to the fans but to the other performers who find themselves in literal danger from a woman who is barely two-years removed from being charged with a felony for two counts of hit and run, one involving her own mother. Is this the kind of person you want representing your federation? Is this the kind of person that Union GP wants competing inside there cage with other professional fighters? A dangerous liability? A loose cannon that could go off at any moment?
I, for one, hope that show promoters read this piece and do the right thing for their fans and employees and keep them as far away from Kenzi Grey as possible. It’s what’s best for your fans…and that is what’s best for business!I am F. Alexander Quinn, and this has been "Just the FAQ!"Just the FAQ ©
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Post by Publicist on Mar 4, 2019 16:38:02 GMT -5
Episode 1 - And so the characters were created Deep within the bowels a villainous volcano lair known as, Swag Central, the Generic Heel sits upon his throne, his rolls of fat giggling as he laughs, his multiple chins seeming to be an avalanche of gluttony, as his blue eyes look out of his red and blue lucha mask.
“Yes!” he barks out in exclamation as he waves a half-eaten turkey leg with sausage-like fingers. “Do my bidding! Roll, my beauties! ROLL!”
Before him is a long table covered in rule books, dice sets, and 2016 Microsoft Surface Go tablets. And sitting at the table in front of the tablets are a wide-ranging group of young women, his “beauties,” creating their characters for this “You have to be there or your ass is BENCHED!” team-building exercise series of sessions of The Generic Role-Playing Game.
With golden hair falling past lean shoulders and sparkling blue eyes that make ALL the boys come running, Angie Vaughn has a character sheet which details Belgiana the Druid, who has the Invoke Cute Kitties power and three ranks in Winz ALL the titles!. Her largest disadvantage, to no one’s surprise, is totes cute boys.
With hair of gold that is nearly platinum and eyes of pale green, the buxom bombshell known throughout the wrestling world as Roxy Cotton is busy ignoring her special teams coach while playing on her phone, but her character sheet for bb the Barbarian is fully filled out. With nearly all of her points dumped into Charisma, no doubt to enhance her Triggering Pussies class skill, she has purposefully left her Wisdom score egregiously low, leading all to wonder if she will EVER learn from her own mistakes or else continue to get her Generic RPG sheets reported.
Kenzi Grey-Lacklan, the braided starlet of multiple media platforms, looks bored beyond belief, as per the usual during these sessions. Her character sheet is filled with tiny writing with all the i’s dotted by tiny hearts, the clear work of someone else, but Thespina the Bard was clearly thought-and fleshed-out, including a favored singing style (“black music”), instrument (“bells in her beautiful hair!”), and even a weakness (“susceptible to the totes legit hawtness of the Great Albino Vampire Queen of the North East”).
“Goddamnit, Sar! I already told you that you CAN’T be a vampire!”
Papers rustle as the person sitting next to Kenzi, the albino in the obscenely expensive dress, Sarah Grey-Lacklan, sends her character sheet flying. We are able to catch glimpses of words like “insanely hawt,” “only needs a 2 on a D20 to tap Thespina’s black ass,” and “unstoppable world killer.” She crosses her arms under her breasts, pouts, and starts over.
~~One Hour Later~~
“Damnit, kid! I said NO evil characters!”
Roxy rolls her eyes, Angie starts a new cat video on her CoolTube app, and Kenzi groans and slumps in her seat as a second character sheet goes flying. Apparently Breanna the All-Destroyer with her “flaming sword of badassery” wasn’t going to be okay for this game, either.
~~One Hour Later~~
“FINALLY! JESUS CHRIST IN A HANDBAG!”
You would have expected that to come from the game master, but GH the Great was smiling with satisfaction. Second guess, Roxy, was in a different room and doing an impromptu cam show. Third guess, Kenzi, was snoring, her forehead on the table and drool pooling down from her mouth. If you had guessed Angie, you would shockingly have been right, as the current UGWC World Champion’s blue eyes were shining with rage and was basically the picture of Galadriel when she was whooping major Ringwraith ass. It seems that even Angie has her limits, but Sarah’s character sheet was, blissfully, finished and acceptable.
Ambrosia the Pirate Queen was a swashbuckler who dual-wielded a cutlass and a flintlock pistol, because of course she did, and had a tiny bunny in place of a pirate. The bunny, as you can imagine, wore a pirate hat to match her mama. Ambrosia’s skillset included “making bitches cry” and also somehow had her vampire’s “Thespina ass-tapping” skill maxed out. She also included “dat black booty” as her weakness, because holy CRAP this chick turned out MEGA gay, as well as having to ALWAYS speak in pirate. That won’t get old or anything, I’m sure.
~~Five Minutes Later~~
All four girls returned to their seats and (finally!) ready to actually PLAY THE STUPID GAME ALREADY, the greatest GM of all time sucks on his now empty turkey leg, not even a hint of meat for poor Sers Bobby and Alex (because HEEL), and looks over the character sheets. He growls and throws the leg aside.
“Damnit, girls! I KNEW you were going to do this!”
Four sets of confused eyes look up at him. GH pulls out another turkey leg from...somewhere...best not to ask for too many details...and waves it around as his scepter. Eyes of SPOILER ALERT blue, light green, dark brown, and odd red look on with trepidation as he speaks.
“I KNEW you weren’t going to have a healer! You let Hentai Chick’s cleric get killed by a brownie and now you’ll ALL be killed by the Great God THAC0! But, because I am a BENEVOLENT game master, have provided you WITH a healer, since I KNEW you were going to be this short-sighted!”
The girls look around at one another before looking back to their special teams coach.
“Who?”
The man in the red and blue mask suddenly looks shifty.
“Well...erm...you guys know her...she-”
“Bonjour, Salopes!”
Aveline Lacklan, known to the wrestling world as Le Bord de Dieu, walks into the room, her hand in the air and waving a piece of paper. She makes her way over and slams her paper down and all the girls can read the name of the paladin easily.
Merovingian the Righteous
She sits down and the four girls can do nothing but groan.
To be continued!Double D: Dungeons & Dragons ©
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Post by Publicist on Mar 4, 2019 16:48:43 GMT -5
CatChat
Just a couple of cool cats owned by Angie Vaughn, watching television and chatting about the issues from a uniquely feline perspective. If you're a cat lover and you aren't watching Cat Chat with Ser Alex and Ser Bobby, then you aren't a real cat lover!
Ser Bobby: "So who'd you do between Lil Has and Chewie?"
Ser Alex: "Bruh, they're both dudes!"
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Post by Publicist on Mar 4, 2019 18:16:03 GMT -5
COTTON PICKING 
It was congratulations all around for Cotton, and all she had to do now was wait to find out who she would be facing for the coveted World Title. In the end, she got her answer; it would be yet another #CoolKid as Angie Vaughn would come out on top in the main event. All roads would now lead to the coming confrontation between the two at the Lord of Trios 2019 Tournament…or…at least it would have.
Some say that it is fear and others say it was a shrewd business maneuver on Cotton’s behalf, but either way she found a way to delay her championship match against Vaughn in the hopes that her BFF would lose the belt before she was forced to face her for it. Of course, this strategy is not without risks, as the UGWC Creative Director, Ichabod stated; “…but if Angie Vaughn is still UGWC Champion when the Massive Melee rolls around then Roxy Cotton will be her opponent, one on one, or she’ll be FIRED from this company!”
Cotton climbed her way into the semi’s of the Global Challenge, taking advantage of a pinfall gifted to her by a #CoolKid, Kenzi Grey. Cotton won it all, pinning yet another #CoolKid, Sarah Lacklan. However, she doesn’t seem ready to take the title, by besting one more #CoolKid in Angie Vaughn. Some say it is hesitation, but others claim it is a matter of time.
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Post by CoolTubeSource on Mar 6, 2019 12:33:55 GMT -5
UGWC CoolRankings Hello everyone! This is your FIRST EDITION of the 2019 Cool Rankings for UGWC! This is “Double A” Ashley Allen here...though the only person around here who actually IS a double A is Kenzi...and I have had my team of number-crunchers crunch those numbers and given us a fresh batch of Rankings! Without further adieu:
| Ranking | Name | #CoolPoints | | #10 | Phrixus Deimos | 3 | | #7 (tie) | Alan Wallace | 4 | | #7 (tie) | Holden Orson | 4 | | #7 (tie) | Wrestley McWrestleface | 4 | | #6 | Dave Rydell | 5 | | #5 | Kenzi Grey | 6 | | #4 | Le Bord de Dieu | 7 | | #3 | Zane Scott | 8 | | #2 | Roxy Cotton | 9 | | #1 | Angie Vaughn | 10 |
-Alan Wallace, Holden Orson, and Wrestley McWrestleface all find themselves in a three-way tie for seventh after the first cycle, which is a surprise to just about ANY UGWC fan. While it makes sense that Holden (2-2) would be rusty and El Flippy Loco (2-4) would take some time to adjust to the company, everyone is shocked by the apparent downfall of Vain (2-4) who not only lost his World Title to Angelica Vaughn at Infinity, but has lost all three of his main events thus far this year.
-Dave Rydell finds himself in the middle of the pack with 5 points. With a 2-3 record that includes a loss to unranked Konrad Raab at Infinity, one has to wonder how much longer he will be able to ride the curtails of his Cooperative Champion partner before he finds himself once again on the outs.
-Kenzi Grey, outside of having the HAWTEST Personal Assistant there has ever been, finds herself in good position with 6 points. While she was no-doubt disappointed by her placement in the Global Challenge, the woman who signs my paycheck has otherwise many things to be proud of with an overall record of 4-1, including going 3-1 in main events. She is seemingly half of Vain’s downfall and has, of all things, chased away some fake lizard who might have the single dumbest bit in all of wrestling.
-Le Bord de Dieu is closing in on a record in the UGWC, that of having the most days of being the Chaos champion in combined reigns. With an record of 3-2 that saw her retain over Wrestley McWrestleface and find herself in the finals of the inaugural Round Robin, she seems poised to continue to be a major player in the company.
-Zane Scott seems to be ready to take his spot back as the face of the company. After finally ending the prolonged issues with former creative director Donovan Hastings, Zane (4-1) dominated much of the Round Robin tournament and is ready to be in just about every title picture he pleases, regardless of his shocking loss to unranked Travis Pierce
-Roxy Cotton leaps to near the top of this list with an Infinity performance that puts her in the record books. Increasing her record to 4-2 with a Global Challenge Tournament victory, Roxy seems ready to push away a disappointing loss to Le Bord de Dieu in their 27th match this month as she looks forward to facing the World Champion at Trios in her first opportunity at the championship.
-Angie Vaughn continued her #1 2018 Cool Rankings position by defeating Alan Wallace at Infinity for the World Championship. Vaughn (4-1, 3-0 in Main Events) pushed past a disappointing Round Robin loss to Zane Scott and racked up more points than anyone else on this list thus far, a near perfect 10, with two title defenses. The sky is the limit for the Vaughnemous One!
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Post by Publicist on Mar 10, 2019 12:03:46 GMT -5
COOL TWEETS! What could be better than tweeting at your favorite #CoolKid? Getting recognized as having one of the coolest tweets of the month by one! We tasked our Cool Contingent with picking out a few of their favorites and this is what they sent to us...
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Post by CoolTubeSource on Mar 10, 2019 12:15:00 GMT -5
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